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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Valhalla is where the greatest warriors go after their death.

    It is where Thor went and where his friends and enemies gathered alike. In Valhalla, all are equal in their glory.

    In Valhalla, the songs never end and the mead never stops flowing. In all the revelry, you may even begin to forget...

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    14 Jan 2023

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    02 Jan 2023

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    A bard singing in the woods is nothing much worth paying attention to, he’s done it for years without interruption. So, he makes up a song on the fly—a very thinly veiled warning about conniving nobles and traps set for hissing creatures. It’s the best he can do.

    Apparently, his best is good enough this time, because when he turns around to head back to his room for the night, he nearly smashes his nose into a witcher’s chest.

     

    (After the dragon hunt fiasco, Jaskier accidentally finds himself adopted and thoroughly loved by a clowder of Cats.)

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    02 Jan 2023

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    There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.

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    02 Jan 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Enji gets seduced very, very slowly by way of promotional items and other unwanted gifts.

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    28 Nov 2022