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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.

    (A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)

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    28 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    At precisely the seven-and-a-half hour mark, Izzy prepares the cabin for landing. Ed’s crackly voice buzzes over the loudspeaker with the announcement. He’s not thinking specifically of Finance Consultant Guy, nor of anything bar the inevitable banality of deboarding, so it genuinely catches him off-guard when a hand closes over his wrist.
    “Apologies for being forward, but what are you doing after this?”
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    Izzy is a flight attendant. Edward is a pilot. Stede is the first-class passenger who won’t stop chasing after them both.

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    28 Sep 2022

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    The first time Ed laid eyes on Stede Bonnet, he was a shock of obnoxious blue satin sitting out the back of some smoky tent, head resting on his pulled-up knees, and he looked maybe three minutes away from puking up a storm.

    It's June of 1978, and Fleetwood Mac are about to headline the world-famous Stinson Festival. Stede's unfortunate consumption of multiple dosed-up brownies is not as funny to him as it is to the Badminton twins. At least there's a kind stranger there to help. Before long, it's clear there's more between them than a bottle of water and some kind words - but of course, it's never as easy as that, and Ed doesn't know how to tell the sweetest, strangest man in San Francisco who and what he really is.

    A long, mostly light-hearted slow-burn romance with a dose of angst, a hefty dollop of heat (once we get there) and a HEA. Fully plotted & updating at least once a week!

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    23 Sep 2022

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    The not-so-great side-effects of being a… really pretty famous rockstar, if he’s honest, only come to him after a while in the business, a few not-so-awesome headlines that nearly derailed his career.

    It’s really tough to get laid.

     

     
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    Ed is a famous rockstar who uses Grindr and anonymous online hook-ups for his needs in order to maintain his image.

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    16 Sep 2022

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    Love sticks; sweat drips

    Break the lock if it don't fit

    A kick in the teeth is good for some

    A kiss with a fist is better than none

    Ed knows a fuckery when he hears about one. No death that ridiculous could have been a coincidence.

    He leaves Stede a trail of breadcrumbs to get back to The Revenge. When Stede arrives back on board, Ed is surprised to find Stede has a bone to pick with him--and that Ed's got bones of his own to pick with Stede.

    (This is not a fisting fic. No one get your hopes up. Title from here.)

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    29 Aug 2022