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  1. Summary

    Day 1- Favorite Major Character

    Day 2- Animals of TMA

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  2. Summary

    What it says on the tin. I have a lot of really shitty AU ideas that are PURELY self-indulgent

    it's just proof of my TMA brainrot

    Welcome, enjoy your stay, and I’m sorry

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  3. Summary

    Let the boys be domestic!

    A collection of my self indulgent (that’s the only thing I’m good at) Jmart timeline!

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Martin has been bringing things to the Archival dragon. Little things -- it's not like he has the money to spare to be buying gifts for dragons, honestly -- but things that are a little more respectable than whatever it can dig out of the bins.

    (This is just the first entry in a shared AU generated by the Artefact Storage Discord crew in which Jonathan Sims is both the Archivist and a small dragon who nests in the Archives. His assistants don't know it yet.)

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    21 Aug 2022

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    Dragon Jon!!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Look, this thing with Peter… I need to see it through. And that means I need to be…”

    “Lonely,” Jon finished for him.

    “Yeah.” Martin raised the damp towel to Jon’s forehead. Gentler this time, he began to wipe away the blood and grime. “But if you think no one will care if you get hurt, then you’re wrong.”

    Jon lifted his hand as though to hold Martin’s hand in place, then thought better of it and lowered it into his lap. “Right.”

    “And if you go back into that coffin, I’m climbing in after you and pulling you back out.”

    Jon glanced up, the ghost of a smile playing on his lips. He looked small, and frail, and so, so tired. Martin could feel his carefully-curated numbness slip away as his heart clenched at the sight.

    “When was the last time you ate?” he asked. Old habits die hard.

    “I-I don’t know. It didn’t matter so much, in the Buried.”

    “Well, you’re not in the Buried anymore. C’mon.”

     

     

    When Jon gets out of the Buried, he and Martin have a talk.

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    11 Aug 2022

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    Gah

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Scary finds Taylor and Link’s newfound form of affection incredibly obnoxious. She’s definitely not feeling left out what are you talking about.

    Or, Scary notices Link and Taylor kissing now and feels a bit left out. Taylor and her talk it out, and then they do a little more.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    FRIENDS CAN KISS

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    "Jon, do you take Martin to be your husband? Do you promise to love and care for him, and to share all things with him?”

    “I do.”
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    Jon and Martin get married.

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    31 Jul 2022

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    they got married

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Martin loves his job as a professor of English Literature at UCL. If it wasn't for his pretentious asshole of a colleague Jon Sims. Their already less than cordial working relationship only grows worse when they are forced to share an office. Of course, when Jon needs someone to pretend to be his boyfriend at a literature conference, Martin is the only other person in their department going. A deal with high stakes and unforeseen consequences is struck.

    Or: 5 times Jon and Martin hated each other and 1 time they didn't

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    19 Jul 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yeah 💞