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    Misadventures of Tony and Sasuke, the witchy camboy gamer.

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    Adventures of one Frank Castle and the extraterrestrial witch Minato, who took one look at Frank and thought yeah, yeah I'm having that.

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    “Never.” Master Windu says. Anakin squeezes his eyes shut and takes a shaky breath. “Look at me, Knight Skywalker.”
    And he does, looks into the fierce scowl and knows it is not directed at him. Windu looks determined, not angry. More tears fall down his cheeks, get caught on the councilors thumbs.
    “Do you understand me?” He continues quietly. Nearly whispering, though it’s so quiet everyone can hear them regardless. “You are a Jedi. You are under my protection. I will never. Not while your eyes are blue, not while you still have Light within you, and not while there is someone else upon which to lay blame.”

    The Jedi suffer a mass vision, one of death and horror. One of the end of the Order and the Republic. In order to prevent this and save their family, in order to plan, they run to far corners of the galaxy. They lock down as hard as they possibly can. It allows them to truly reflect, for the first time in decades.

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    30 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oof

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    In which Maul, aged 9, decides he really doesn't like living with Master Sidious, actually, and would like to go far, far away from him please. And who better to aggressively parent a traumatized, feral wildcat of a child than someone who has already done that, twice? Enter: Jaster Mereel, Mand'alor, Father, and In Over His Head.

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    22 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oof

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    When Voldemort dies, he discovers it isn’t the end.

    Unfortunately.

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    12 Sep 2022

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    jesus christ

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    "When someone hits you, take the hit. Look back up at them, and grin in their face. This unsettles them. This means you are in control."

     

    "When someone hits you, take the hit. Crumple to the floor. Go limp and stay there. They'll get bored and leave soon enough."

     

    On the evening of a military ball none of them really want to go to, Anakin and Obi-Wan have very different advice to give Rex and Cody, respectively.

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    07 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fucking oof

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    Anakin wasn’t sure how to ask, so he didn't.

    Instead, he waited until Master Kenobi fell asleep and stayed up to tinker in the dark, building his own scanner out of parts stolen from the trash.

    The chip was in his right thigh.

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    07 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oof

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