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    Solf J. Kimblee returns the philosopher's stone like a dutiful soldier, gets ptsd post war, gets sent East on a mission to recruit some Elric brothers, and then, on top of all of this TERRIBLE time he's having without a philosopher's stone - the homunculi tell him he has to make sure the human sacrifices (ie. the Elrics) don't die. That'd be all well and good, but the Elric brothers are death-seekers.

    Also, Maes Hughes is his friend. Because Maes Hughes is the type of person who'd look at Kimblee and say: sometimes, once in a blue moon, he can be friend shaped. Good enough for me.

    Chronological order
    It's not illegall
    Tales from Amestris
    Maes Hughes and his onions
    Heat wave
    Being an alcoholic
    Swinging hips and fists
    Central city stroll
    What happens in fort briggs
    Nobody likes parades
    Who lets this 12 year old in the military?
    Academy anecdotes
    Metallic Crimson (START with this one and then read the rest - MAIN STORY)
    We finally married rebecca catalina off (post promised day - not really spoilery for MC)
    Spiders elicia

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    Albus Dumbledore gets a time-turner and puts a big bandaid on the timeline, saying: Yes, this is good now.

    Gellert Grindelwald is good. Tom Riddle is his adopted son. Albus is pissed the fuck off that his future self punched him in the face two times. Ariana lives!

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    Hi! You ever feel robbed that Harry Potter's characters are much too caricaturized and that the divide between good and evil is way too clean for your liking? Did you think to yourself, wow, Voldemort & the Purebloods & the World Building are really much too simple and definitely not explored enough for my liking? You ever wanted to read a story where 'bad' and 'evil' characters are humanized without having their actions excused?

    You're in luck! This is what Retired Prometheus is. A fic that details how Voldemort's life is a shitshow and that he’s fucked up on an astronomical level. Want to get deep into the world of pureblood toxicity and how their culture and way of thinking has influenced the air of magical society?

    But how about we go DEEPER and have it be a canon divergence where Voldemort doesn't resurface in 1991 because he's in hiding, trying to piece together his mental health, pretending that he's dead because he realises, that, oh golly, oh jeez, living through the great depression, ww2, & the wizarding war is enough trauma...that he might want to be a teacher for a bit - but oh shit!

    Hermione Granger winds up being his student & finds out he's Voldemort

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Enoch has been a fan of Olwen Warren's films for years.

    Which is why it pains him to write such a scathing review of the man's latest film.

    Mr. Warren has opinions on Enoch's latest review and is going to ensure the man knows them.

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  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Death is supposed to make people, well, dead. Unfortunately for Harry, when one can pass over such little details, it makes them vulnerable to annoying deceased people. Only one, in fact, with muscled arms, a beaming smile and- shit, no, Harry can't be attracted to Abraxas Malfoy!
    (Can he?)

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    06 Jul 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was so funny and I loved it

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Tom Riddle was perfectly content to avoid England and its blood purity. Until rumours came of a new Dark Lord. Abraxas Malfoy, they said, The One-That-Must-Not-Be-Named.

    That, he thought, was well worth coming back.

    Or was it?

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    "You are a witch." Tom Riddle said to her on the 28th of June, near the river in the woods.
    "I am a witch," she said, the words flying out of her mouth before she could hold them back.

    ~*~

    When Tom Riddle Sr discovers that one Merope Gaunt is a witch, instead of setting her ablaze like his parents would have liked him to do, he chooses to use her power for his ambition.
    A tale of pureblood politics, muggle aristocracy and self-confidence growth.

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    13 Dec 2020

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