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“Jaskier, damn it, what happened?” Ugh, Geralt was smacking his cheek again. Damn his hand for being so warm. Maybe he was suffering more loss of blood than he’d thought, he was certain he ran just as warm as the other witcher.
“Melitele’s great heaving bosom, Geralt. I can’t even die in peace, can I?” Not that he was going to die, mind, but he would love to suffer in peace before the bleeding slowed enough again for him to go about his life.
“You’re not going to die, idiot.” That stupid, warm hand was peeling back his bandages now, poking and prodding and ignoring Jaskier’s very manly whine of pain.
Julian Alfred Pankratz has been running around as a human for almost thirty years, now. He stepped off the Path to heal his grief, and yet here he is in Kaer Morhen, wounded and risking all his secrets spilling out onto the steps.
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To Make a Bard King by likethesoda
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Dec 2022
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A plot to leverage a captive Jaskier turns sour when Geralt returns with help and kills King Viraxes of Kerack. Suddenly eight witchers, a half-human bard, a sorceress, and a princess in hiding must maintain peace while they search out a replacement king. This is much easier said than done.
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Alt; what if Geralt accidentally made Jaskier the warlord, instead?
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He gets up to both fingers quickly after that, carefully moving his other hand to his cock and giving it a stroke without toppling over. There’s a dildo in his drawer, right next to the lube and an unused box of condoms– he hasn’t had the time in months, and the only way he’s not fucking himself on it tonight is if–
“Colonel Sheppard to the Control Room. Colonel Sheppard.”
He pulls his hand free and flops back down flat and grumbles “god dammit.”
Kinktober 2022 - Day One - Masturbation | Breathplay | Body Modification
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2022
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“Who the fuck let the bard in?” Frederick sneers, but Jaskier is delighted. His face has faded from memory here. Good. “Get out before I have you thrown out, poetaster.”
A few nobles giggle, but one woman– a nearby viscountess, he thinks? She must be someone’s daughter– blanches and kicks her companion under the table. She must have seen him at a celebration as a young girl, sometime recently.“My deepest apologies for interrupting your meal, Marquess, however it seems you have something of mine, and I would appreciate it dearly if you returned him.” He keeps his voice even, polite. None of the cheer or flourishes he maintains as a bard.
Frederick’s laugh is as distasteful as the rest of him.
Geralt has been taken captive by Keracki nobles, and Jaskier intends to get him back.
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Regress, Recover, Relive by likethesoda for Tonystarkette
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
12 Jun 2022
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“Yesterday, you were a thirty-six year old Jedi Master.” Obi-Wan froze, took a deep breath, and tucked his hands into his sleeves. “You were my General and a member of the High Council.”
At Obi-Wan’s silence, he continued.
“We attended a Council meeting, where General Fisto refused to put on a shirt and General Windu ate three bowls of oatmeal. You and Anakin,” he gestured toward the Knight. “Went over the briefing about the Temple again, and then two hours later we got a message that he found you, like this, unconscious in an empty room.”
“You’ll have to try again if you want to lie to me.” He said quietly, looking back up at Anakin and the Mandos. They frowned at him– he was getting tired of the frowning.
“What?” Anakin asked, clearly lost.Padawan Kenobi wakes up on a strange ship, with strange soldiers who tell him strange things. They say he has a padawan, and a battalion, and a seat on the Council. He runs to the first trusted adult he can reach, and asks his grandmaster for help.
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Freedom in Red by likethesoda
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Jun 2022
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An intense, violent, terrifying group vision leads the Jedi to abandon ship and run from the Republic, taking the Vode with them.
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Eliot and Margo separately meet Quentin Coldwater on his first day and each call dibs. When they realize they're both interested in the same person, they declare a friendly rivalry over who can seduce him first.
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Finally, Eliot says, “Quentin.” He turns to look him in the eye, his face settling into a casual smile. “We’re friends, right? We know each other pretty well?”
“Ye-es?” Quentin says.
“And you’re a brave boy,” Eliot says. “Open to delving into the unknown. Looking for your next great adventure.”
“I, uh.” That isn’t how Quentin would normally describe himself, but somehow — with Eliot’s hazel eyes shining at him, the full force of his warm, encouraging energy focused on Quentin’s face — he sits up a little straighter, and says, “Sure, I guess.”
“Great,” Eliot says brightly, “so how would you like to pretend we’re dating for a week so we can get into the most secretive magical couples’ party of the modern era?”
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of music and motion and love by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Mar 2020
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When Jaskier was four, he slipped his mother’s watch and went to the field to gather a bouquet of dandelions. He climbed back into the yard, as stealthy as a child really cared to be, and crept over to the barn. In the barn, lived a secret. (The man he thought his father said the secret was a monster, a plague. His mother said the secret was his sister.)
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Jaskier comes from a far humbler background, and would really like to know why Yennefer never came back for her youngest brother.
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- Part 1 of of bards and witches and witchers
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Thin fingers, wrapped around your heart by lehnsherry
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Feb 2020
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Jaskier has a habit of sleeping around, lately with men. Geralt shouldn't give a shit, but he does.
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SG-1 is taken prisoner by a people in perpetual war who ask that our team help them defeat the enemy. Only problem is, Daniel isn't a soldier and must be separated from the rest of his team.