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Sasuke will eat the bloody pulp of Naruto’s heart if he ever does the unthinkable and actually offers it to him. They’re a greedy bunch.
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- Part 3 of home is wherever im with you
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09 Jun 2026
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one headlight by BoneRot19
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2025
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"I'll see you here on Monday at six o'clock for the four to six year old class."
"I don’t like kids,” Jason lied.
Art rolled his eyes. “You are a kid. You’ll do it or you’ll find a different job.”
Jason left the gym, and then, on Monday, he showed up at five-thirty and taught the goddamn class.
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after a batarang to the throat, Jason goes to New York. all he wants is to disappear.he doesn't mean to, but he starts to give a shit. about the boxing gym he works at. about the old fart that runs it. about the kids he teaches.
and that's before he meets the vigilantes.
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- Part 1 of one headlight
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07 Jun 2026
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smokin' in the boys' room by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2021
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Bruce Wayne -- billionaire playboy, owner of, at most, three brain cells -- beaten up at his own charity gala. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises out of nepotism and dumb luck, whose business wasn’t touched by corruption purely because of incompetence -- Bruce Wayne, airheaded and still generous, still kind, bloody in a stall and trying to hide it.
His hand clenched on the stall door, crumpling it between his fingers. His eyes weren’t burning yet, but barely.
“Who did this to you?”
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06 Jun 2026
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Assigned supernatural maintenance man by God. by orphan_account for sakurablossomgirl16
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Another pause. "And you-" Dick coughed. "And you've dealt with this kind of stuff before?"
"Who. The fuck. Else. Is going to." He gritted, glaring across at him. Dick went quiet, and the basement's darkness seemed to flatten the air around them as they stood in each other's company, slightly awkward.
Dick swallowed, making an aborted gesture over at him. "So what are you a ghostbuster or something?"
"Oh my god," Jason groaned to himself, instantly turning and walking over to the hole leading out, preparing his grapple so he could leave. He did not have time for this.
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Having use of the All-Blades means Jason's pretty used to being the most qualified person in Gotham to deal with supernatural issues. Why Dick's randomly started trying to help he has no fucking clue.
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06 Jun 2026
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Playing with Matches by CrouchingTiger28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
03 Jul 2024
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There was a familiar click-hiss, and Red Hood pulled his helmet off.
“You’re an imposter,” Grey said coolly, his eyes flickering to the rearview mirror.
“My actual brother,” Boss drawled, then, to the fake Red Hood, “Your hair stripe is coming out.”
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Or: Red Hood’s gang, Red Hood’s family, and Jason Todd’s headache that comes and goes. …oh, here it comes again.Series
- Part 1 of Lighting Matches in the Dark
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