keysimash
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Pocket Guide to Breaking HR Regulations With Equally Mediocre, Formless, Nonsexual Beings Who're Very, Very Ugly by keysimash
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon)
06 Jun 2026
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"So just... taking information?"
"Their activities, their research, locations of asteroids they're mining, everything you can get your hands on," Boss replies. "I want you to fuck them over. Every last one of them. Leave no stone on that ship unturned, so to speak."
You close the last page of the folder and drum your fingers on the table thoughtfully.
"With pleasure, Boss."
(You take that statement a bit too literally.)
(AKA I wanted to be the first /Reader)
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When I was a teen, I was obsessed with this website, writetube.com. You had to fill this box with a certain amount of words, then you could click through what other people wrote. I spent hours and hours on it, to the point I would find my own messages on it sometimes! Poetry, stories, love confessions, from people all over the world...
Eventually I started copy pasting the ones I found funny, interesting, weird, gross, touching, or otherwise noteworthy into a document. Some of the phrases and words have stuck in my head this whole time. I didn't get all the ones I liked... but I'm glad I got some, because that website is gone now. The document has been sitting in my files for years now. It's time to let the words out into the world again.
I put them here, so I don't lose them.
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Is Nobody Else Gonna Pop That Rabbit's Cherry?! by keysimash
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Apr 2026
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You arrive in The Amazing Digital Circus, and to prevent your sanity from deteriorating, quickly arrive at one goal: to test the limits of what that mass of teeth considers "family friendly."
(This started with full intentions of fucking Jax, and the more I wrote the more I realized: Jax ain't easy, and this is gonna be longer than I thought. Consider this a slow burn where I try to keep everyone as in-character as possible. When rabbit-fucking actually commences, I'll update the summary with the chapters where it takes place, in case you're too horny for plot.)
Series
- Part 1 of cherry on the big top
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All Y'all who Make Magolor a Gijinka to Fuck Him are COWARDS by keysimash
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
01 Apr 2022
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You're a human alien on Planet Popstar.
Magolor takes notice.
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- Part 1 of food for magolor kissers
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Magolor thinks Meta Knight is too nice to him, so he concocts a plan to fix that.
And it works better than Magolor could ever have expected.
Bookmarked by keysimash
02 Jun 2026
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A Halo Around Your Neck by ColourfulVoid for redmaycare
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), Mairimashita! Iruma-kun If Episode of Mafia
11 Mar 2026
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A look at Opera, right after being poisoned during the Sagra tour, Balam, taking them in, and the unspoken several years that have built between them.
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"Balam whirls around, turning his full attention to Opera, now collapsed on a rusty old bed. Despite their general lank, somehow, against the stained sheets and in the pale, dying light of mid afternoon, they look… small."Bookmarked by keysimash
26 May 2026
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Subtractive Mixture by ColourfulVoid
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), Mairimashita! Iruma-kun If Episode of Mafia
07 Oct 2025
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Opera on loving people you can't love, living for someone else's sake, and a place in the world you're desperately holding on to.
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"Right under your nose, the only draw to doing this, to staying alive-- they pale in comparison to simply knowing he's safe? It wasn’t on purpose, but here you are. You care now. Is it still your life, if it’s all for him?"
[Mafia AU]- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 892
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
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26 May 2026
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good and handsome by jellyruma
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
07 Jun 2025
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Kalego is drunk, for one of the first times in his life, and suddenly becomes a lot more affectionate.
Bookmarked by keysimash
23 May 2026
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Proof of Concept by bogreport
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
25 Dec 2025
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Months after his hasty and unexplained departure from the Magical Apparatus Battler, Kirio returns to give Iruma a gift.
This troubles Asmodeus.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,142
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 73
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 470
Bookmarked by keysimash
01 May 2026