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Heaven Through the Eyes of a Sinner by joschmo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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One second he was swallowing down warm - disgustingly warm - blood, desperately trying not to let it go down the wrong pipe and fill his lungs even more. The next, he opens his eyes, a tube miraculously doing the breathing for him, no pain, clean light up above, and a holy angel looking down on him.
The Convict knows it was an Angel, even though it looked like a person, because no one’s eyes could ever be that kind.
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Dick wakes up in a cage, along with his siblings and Bruce. Underground and with no way out, they wait for backup. As hunger and thirst grows, their captor Ra's Al Ghul offers succor in exchange for a kiss from his beloved Detective. Dick's disgust turns to horror when he realizes the man isn't after Bruce, but another member of his family.
When every single member of their family is willing to jump on a grenade for every other member, their confinement is a powder keg waiting to go off as secrets are revealed.
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Cherry Apocalypse by joschmo
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Anime)
03 Jun 2025
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Adachi is panicking about his upcoming date with Kurosawa when everything he knows turns upside down, again. Only this time, the status quo shifting isn't him gaining psychic powers. No, this time there's a deadly virus sweeping through the city, infecting everyone on the street, and causing the dead to rise.
Everyone is trapped in the office, waiting for government intervention during the zombie outbreak. As supplies dwindle and office politics rear their ugly head, Adachi and Kurosawa struggle to keep everyone calm while also keeping their burgeoning relationship under wraps.
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“Bella is-that is to say, her thoughts…” Edward struggled valiantly to find a way to phrase it before blurting out the shameful truth about his wife. “She’s stupid!”
Alice laughed. It felt pointed. Cruel.
“Oh, Edward. She’s not stupid. She’s a perfectly normal 18 year old high school girl,” Alice reassured as Edward’s expression grew more horrified with every word. “At worst she’s shallow, a shallow dish that’s reflecting your powers right back at you, showing you exactly what you want to see. Like Narcissus.”
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Bella’s powers have grown, allowing her to read Edward’s thoughts. They’re less refined and mysterious than she’d hoped they’d be.
This leads to unfortunate realizations about maturity, self-awareness, and what it really means to be a teenager forever.
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Joel and Ellie struggle to adjust to a completely new society from a background of overidealized nuclear family structure (Texas) and rising fascism (FEDRA, and also sometimes Texas).
A series of unconnected one shots showing Ellie and Joel slowly acclimatizing to Jackson. They both bring their own baggage but together they can work through it. Sometimes comedic, sometimes dramatic, these one shots are in no clear order, with the only overlap being some Jackson residents.
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Pretty Stranger~ by FanofCatchySongs, huesofhavens
Fandoms: 逐玉 | Pursuit of Jade (TV), 逐玉 - 团子来袭 | Chasing Jade - Tuan Zi Lai Xi, Pursuit of Jade | Chasing Jade | 逐玉
22 May 2026
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After a devastating accident during the New Year festivities in Lin’an, Fan Changyu awakens with no memory of the life she fought and bled to build.
The last thing she remembers is falling asleep beside the brazier while her father promised to take her to the New Year festival the next morning.
Her parents should still be alive.
She should still be betrothed to Song Yan.
She should still be the butcher’s daughter from Lin’an, struggling simply to survive another winter.Instead, she opens her eyes to a nightmare. Years have passed...
Her parents are long dead.
Her betrothal to Song Yan is over.
And she is carrying a child she cannot remember conceiving.Beside her bed stands a devastatingly beautiful stranger who looks at her as though she is something precious returned from the grave.
Changyu assumes he is her physician.
She is catastrophically wrong.
Or: after losing every memory following her parents’ deaths, Changyu falls in love with Xie Zheng all over again, while he endures the unbearable grief of being forgotten by the only person he has ever loved.
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- Part 5 of Pursuit of Jade Imagines <3
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08 Jun 2026
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Grace forgets that most humans don't speak in a mish-mash of English and Eridian and Simon has a slightly different misunderstanding than the main one I've seen.
Bookmarked by joschmo
06 Jun 2026
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losing streak by rosysoleil
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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“Is it okay if I touch you?” the man breathes.
Simon doesn't know why he asks. No, it's not okay. None of this is okay.
“Please,” he continues when Simon doesn't respond. “I-I need permission.”
Simon closes his eyes. It's his own type of silent defiance. If this man isn't just fucking with him – if he does, for some strange reason, feel bad or guilty about capturing him, then good. Let him drown in it.
Simon is captured by a compulsive liar who, bafflingly, gives him food, smiles at him, and pretends the Quiet Rapture never happened.
Grace saves the life of a violent human who seems to be under the terrifying delusion that every star and planet has disappeared without a trace.
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05 Jun 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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02 Jun 2026
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hosting a ghost imposed by iwasabutt
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga)
09 Jul 2022
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There is a ghost in Adachi's apartment - a handsome, charismatic ghost.
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01 Jun 2026