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    Honestly, Mokuba deserves to have a gun. And everyone else deserves to go absolutely Off The Fucking Rails.

    YuGiOh, but they're all appropriately feral little gremlins. Kind of a Reconciliation of the 4Kids Dub and the Horror-Comedy Manga, but mostly me wildly overthinking the setting and deciding to lean into the weirdness.

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    12 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    This years kids are going to give Kakashi and the other seventh grade teachers a heck of a lot of trouble.

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    20 Sep 2022

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    POV-matching reading guide

    2 perspectives on one incident: Izuna using a forbidden jutsu to bond his chakra to a stranger (Tobirama).

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    29 Jan 2022

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    Helping Senju Tobirama through a surprise heat without losing his head and ending up fathering a litter on the Uchiha clan's most lethal enemy had been torture. A test of willpower the likes of which Madara never wants to go through again. Juggling his little brother's furious storm of look-at-me-I-hate-you hadn't helped.

    The fallout should have been easier by comparison! Just tell the Elders to butt out of his sex life, let Izuna find them a lover that could hold a candle to that bleached bastard, not feel guilty that Tobirama's own marriage prospects were now ruined, plot behind everyone's backs with the clan leader of their most terrible enemy, not alienate his lovely, paranoid, adorably pining little brother by babying him too much, tell the Elders to butt out of his sex life --

    Easy.

    Meanwhile Izuna despairs of making his brother ever see reason and Tobirama goes dutifully on to his solitary end. See? Easy.

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    Sequel to "blood rare and sweet as cherry wine".

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    06 Oct 2021

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    His mother told him the old stories.
    That Amaterasu breathed them fire and his flames bled black into their hair.
    Sister Tsukuyomi watched their journeys in the night, and her white eye painted them pale.
    And Susanoo, the last of the three kin, threw aside his armour and sword and granted Uchiha the right to call upon his shield.

     

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    -Sasuke faced the beast of black flame and ire and asked: "did you never think of the future?"

     
    I never had the opportunity.

    “Is this your opportunity then?” Sasuke asked it, bleeding from his eyes and wounds as his body tore itself apart forever. “Is this your punishment or mine?”

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    02 Mar 2021

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