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    “Dude. You have boobs,” Scott replies, staring at Stiles’ chest.

    “What?” Stiles puts hands on his chest, pauses a moment, and then cups his breasts. He pulls the neck of shirt out, and looks inside. “What the fuck, I have boobs! And what the hell has happened to my voice?”

    “It’s an octave lower?” Derek deadpans, raising an eyebrow.

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    06 Dec 2022

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    Blurr gets some time off work to indulge Shockwave in one of his more extreme desires.

    Note: Despite those tags, this is 100% consensual~

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    26 Oct 2022

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    hardcore! so consent!

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    In a vague time long long ago there was a group of notorious thieves, robbers, highwaymen, named Witchers.

    They were folktale heroes, or villains who flout the law depending who you ask.

    But mostly they were a family, teaching Geralt's daughter the family trade.

    And now they are all wondering why Yen sold her half of the inn they all live in to a bard of all things. It is especially awkward when maybe they had robbed the bard on his way into town.

    Even more awkward when Geralt realizes that maybe he likes Jaskier.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    adorable

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    I have this fantasy.

    And maybe it's Stiles' favorite one. And maybe it's been buzzing under his skin for the longest time. So he makes a post about it. There’s nothing shameful about that. That's what blogs like this are for. He expects most of the responses he gets - the supporters, the enthusiasts, the creeps.

    But the simple message: Would you trust me to give you that?

    After that, all bets are off.

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    27 Jul 2022

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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    29 Jun 2022