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Bound to Lose by horselizard
Fandoms: Taskmaster (New Zealand TV) RPF, New Zealand Comedy RPF, Taskmaster NZ
28 Aug 2021
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The Taskmaster's Assistant has to be able to take a little light humiliation. Just... not that well.
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Double Whammy by horselizard
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
25 May 2019
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Ed and Victoria get competitive. Genie James gets caught in the crossfire.
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Pour Some Sugar On Me by horselizard
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Just Puddings (Webseries)
12 May 2019
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I found an excuse for James Acaster to get covered in food, and ran with it for 5k+ words.
Pretty pleased with myself, actually.
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A musical tribute to Taskmaster's very own Chaos Emerald.
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James isn't a big fan of fancy dress. He doesn't like having to put so much thought into his appearance. But he can scrub up pretty well, when he has the right motivation.
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Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by talkingismylife
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
31 Jan 2019
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Brian accidentally puts his foot in his mouth when the gang gets together for dinner.
Freddie barked out a laugh as he clapped Brian on the shoulder. "Might be difficult for Brian, going back to the Crow's Nest. Full of bad memories and all that."
"Bad memories?" Veronica arched one perfect eyebrow.
"It was his break up restaurant," Freddie faux-whispered lasciviously with a wink. "Took all his victims there when they reached their expiration date."
"I'm not really a fan of the Crow's Nest," Roger smiled sardonically. Brian turned to look at him, smiling slightly as he furrowed his brow.
"You've been? When?"
"You took me there once, remember?" Roger's smile turned sharp as the whole table fell silent. "Right before our first anniversary."Series
- Part 1 of escape (the piña colada song) verse
Bookmarked by horselizard
19 Jun 2021
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The Knight of Wands and the Emperor; or, don't have your tarot read if you don't want to find things out.
Bookmarked by horselizard
24 Nov 2020
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The Tay Bridge Disaster but it's Hallelujah and also Allstar by Griboslav_Muhomorovich for lnhammer, cnoocy
Fandoms: The Tay Bridge Disaster - William McGonagall
15 Nov 2019
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Bookmarked by horselizard
17 Apr 2020
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Holly will never see Hilly's face again. Fortunately, Holly is in a unique position to do something about that. Meanwhile, Lister's deals with a newly empty nest, and a beeping terminal in the Drive Room goes largely unnoticed for three days.
Bookmarked by horselizard
15 Apr 2020
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So Who's For a Riot, Then? by EcclesCake for Biscuit Lion (cookiethelion)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
18 Dec 2018
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James asks for help in the tasks from an unlikely ally.
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Bookmarked by horselizard
25 Dec 2018