haztobegood
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- One Direction (Band) (65)
- BBC Radio 1 RPF (2)
- Music RPF (2)
- Shawn Mendes (Musician) (2)
- Emperor's New Groove (2000) (1)
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“Oh my god, Niall.” The door slams shut as Harry rushes into the flat. He’s still panting from his rush to get away from the scene of his crime. “You won’t believe what just happened!”
Niall is sitting on the couch in their tiny living room. He looks up from his laptop. “What happened?”
“The worst thing. I’ll never recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside that new chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken nuggets. His chicken nuggets. I stole this man’s food, Niall!”
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Harry and Louis plan to visit their families over Christmas. Sometimes, plans don't work out.
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“Truck stops are like the original Grindr.” - Orville Peck, Coachella 2022
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Louis likes to do one last round through the kennels to check that everyone has enough food and no one has tipped over their water bowls before he leaves.
It takes him a second to notice the last pen is slightly ajar. Louis frowns; that’s definitely not how he’d left it after checking on their newest rescue.
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- Part 5 of Trick or Treat Fest Fics
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“You dropped the mic last night.”
“Oh, yeah. I did.” Louis gives a little shrug. He tucks his hands into the pockets of his baggy grey sweatpants.
“That was really careless.” His tone is very stern, unlike his usual bubbly and helpful voice when he suggests Louis try singing a chorus for the third time as he adjusts the sound mix again. Harry levels him a serious look and suddenly the room feels too hot. “You could have broken the mic and we don’t have a lot of spares.”
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Nothing less than mischief is to be expected when Niall, Liam, Zayn, Louis, and Harry spend forty hours a week in corporate hell. Welcome to One Direction Financial - The Right Direction for Your Money. Written for Wordplay Fic Challenge 2019.
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Trick or Treat Fest Fics by haztobegood
Fandom: One Direction (Band), Shawn Mendes (Musician)
30 Oct 2022
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A collection of fics I have written for the 1D Trick Or Treat Fest.
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Pick Up Anyone at a Bar With This One Neat Trick by LadyLondonderry
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 Aug 2022
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Niall knows better than to go to a bar with Harry.
He knows this. He makes a concerted effort to not go to the bar with Harry, because every time he does, it turns into a night of babysitting.
No, Niall knows better than to go to a bar with Harry by now.
So the fact that he’s going out for drinks with Harry tonight means that he’s both a glutton for punishment, and knows exactly what’s going to happen.
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Bookmarked by haztobegood
14 Jan 2023
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Pick Up Anyone at a Bar With This One Neat Trick
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After being injured in a hiking accident, musician Harry and his bodyguard are stuck on the trail with no cell service, no supplies, and with nightfall coming. Louis, who’s a wilderness first responder, comes across them, gives first aid, and calls for a rescue.
Once the rescue’s over and Harry’s family is there to care for him, Louis doesn’t figure he’ll ever see Harry again, but he does— at the talk shows he and Harry appear on so they can talk about their experience, at the concert Harry invites him to, through all texts and DMs. It’s amazing how well they get along and how much Louis likes him. Could someone like Harry ever return his feelings?
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Bookmarked by haztobegood
13 Nov 2022
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Walls Are Just Walls (You Are My Home)
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For several months, The Marmonton Hotel had been dark. Harry walked past it on his way home and knew they had closed their doors pending some major structural repairs that needed to be made to continue to operate commercially. The last Harry heard, the owners were thinking of tearing it down which Harry thought was a shame. Each night he looked at the building and thought about everything it had witnessed over the long history of the town. It stood over and watched generations of celebrations and tragedies.
One night, in the light of the moon, he looked up to see a figure standing in the vacant hotel. The emotion in the eyes of the stranger was too tangible for his brain to conjure it up, a mix of fear and shock that Harry couldn’t place. He looked conflicted about being seen, hovering in the space just out of full view, but not so much that Harry thought the man had broken in. It wasn’t that type of feeling.
The next night he returned, and this time, he was pulled to walk in. He finds more than he was expecting and an unexpected history lost to time.
Or the story of the ghost at The Marmonton Hotel.
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Louis knows that his tail is, frankly, stunning. His iridescent blue scales shimmer in even the slightest sunlight, and his fins have grown since he presented, delicate and almost transparent in their webbing.
He also knows that that means he’ll be one of the first to pick tonight, as the most beautiful omegas are blessed to pick their mates first. It’s considered a huge honour, since the guppies they’ll eventually birth will certainly be beautiful as well, bringing favour on the whole clan.
Louis has a stubborn streak, though. He’s always been rather a fan of mating for love, and there’s someone he’s had his eye on for a long time now.
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Bookmarked by haztobegood
23 Jun 2022
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Moon Dances Over
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Harry is not dying.
Well, he is, but in the same sense that everyone else is. Inevitably. Although, he's not really living, either. Harry's life is a routine. Every day he wakes up, eats the same breakfast, makes the same commute to work, works the same eight hour shift, and goes to bed at the same time. But when an accident on a train leaves Harry nearly looking death in the eyes, he realizes, theoretically, any day could be his last. Something needs to change. So he makes a list. The Fuck-It List: ten things he wishes he would've done if he were to die tomorrow. In the next ten days he wants to cross all of them off. Number one is to quit his job. The rest might require the help of the stranger who almost accidentally killed him.Or, Harry wants to remember what it's like to feel alive again, and Louis has just the adventurous spirit he's looking for.
Bookmarked by haztobegood
19 Jun 2022
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The Inevitability of Life (Fuck-It List)
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