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“Melanie did say she and Georgie wanted to visit soon the last time you called, right? Maybe she'll get so pissed off by the roads up here that she'll go back to the Slaughter."
“Maybe their car will die on the way up and they won’t be able to call for help and they’ll get lost in the Scottish wilderness.”
"Maybe they'll forget I'm allergic to cats and bring the Admiral up and I'll break into hives and die."
“Maybe Georgie will bring pictures from when I didn’t wash my hair for three weeks in college and you’ll break up with me.”
Martin laughs at that. “Maybe I will,” he says, and Jon smacks him lightly on the arm. “Hey!”
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“Oh, right, see—the, the problem with trying to make someone jealous like that is it just shows how much you still care about the other person, right? Like, I really do not give a shit if Peter hooks up with someone else. I honestly wish he would.” The man downs the rest of his whiskey. “It would make my life a hell of a lot easier,” he mutters into the glass.
“I—I get that,” Jon says somewhat stiltedly. He’s still confused as to what exactly this guy wants, and who he is, and why they’re still talking.
“What I’m saying is that I don’t care if Peter flirts with someone all night, but he’s proving to me right now that he would definitely care if I did. And I’m guessing it’s the same for your ex?”
“Oh,” Jon says as he suddenly gets it. "Oh."
“So….” The other man taps his fingernails against his now-empty glass. Jon realizes he looks rather nervous. “Uh, I’m Martin, by the way.”
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i can hardly stand the sight of it all by flatwoods
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2020
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Gerard Keay was in the middle of getting the eye tattoos on his left knuckles touched up when he remembered he was dying.
Just as the tattoo artist closed a nigh-imperceptible gap in the iris of his ring finger—the last of the little faded blemishes that had accumulated in the years since he’d first got them—the knowledge that he had a brain tumor popped into his head as casually as if he were remembering a crush he’d had in middle school. It felt familiar, sort of nauseating, and in an upsetting way, weirdly funny.
“Oh, fuck,” said Gerry, mostly because he didn’t know what else he could say.
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you see two red lights and nine yellow lights in the forest it is mothman and his menorah by flatwoods
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
06 Dec 2018
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a light hanukkah fic for these dark winter months
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“Hey, Taako? One more question?”
Taako groaned. “About to sleep here, Mags, but fine. Shoot.”
“Does Merle know you’re dating the guy who cut off his arm?”
Taako’s eyes snapped open in alarm. Shit. “I mean… technically you cut off his arm, homie.”
“Yeah, and you cheered me on while it happened—fine. Lemme fix my question. Does Merle know you’re dating the guy that tried to kill him and instead caused the loss of his arm in the process?”
“…No. No he doesn’t."
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"Let's see… these two characters make out the word citrus tree," she traces the first two kanji in slow strokes, "Yuzuki. And the last one is for harbor. Minato. What a wonderful name – it sounds like a boy's.
"It's a special mark, for my special son. Be sure to treasure it."
Major True Route spoilers. Soulmate mark AU. Towa doesn't have a soulmate, until he does.
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24 Mar 2026
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Or, Fujieda's new employee nurses a crush on him — as they all do, at first. But those dreams are quickly shattered when they see who his partner is.
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24 Mar 2026
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Young-One’s gaze darts between Mignon’s red eyes and the red on his lips. “You’re too young to feed from,” he says, and it sounds like he’s pleading.
“It’s okay,” Mignon murmurs, leaning in, and—
Young-One twists in his grasp, turning bodily away. “No, Mignon!”
He can’t. He’s already taken too much. He can’t take this, too. Not again. Mignon doesn’t taste candy-sweet anymore, now that his body has to scrub someone else’s blood instead of making its own, and Young-One hates himself and craves the dark chocolate taste of him in equal measure.
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14 Mar 2026
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Yuuri's husband is possibly not as oblivious as he seems, because he grins and asks, "Have you never looked up Yuuri?"
"There's a porn actress with the same name who went into politics," says Nate, "so she's most of the results, and some stuff about figure skating."
"Some stuff about figure skating," Victor says ruefully to Yuuri.
(((A post-skating-retirement college scenario based on skygemspeaks' idea about Yuuri's college classmates learning about his figure skating career. I wrote a variation mostly because I just really wanted to include Victor in the mix. This also heavily draws on kevystel's ideas about Yuuri unknowingly breaking hearts everywhere he goes.)))
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27 Feb 2026
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The Sublime and the Beautiful by anodymalion
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga)
25 Jun 2025
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'The passion caused by the great and sublime in nature, when those causes operate most powerfully, is astonishment; and astonishment is that state of the soul, in which all its motions are suspended, with some degree of horror… A mode of terror or pain is always the cause of the sublime.'
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"If I come out," Hikaru says, "all the way, you promise you won't be scared of me?"
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23 Feb 2026

