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    Batman and Superman are fucking. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are a great cover for fighting crime, and also might be dating. Bruce and Clark have no idea what they're doing; but they definitely aren't going to be able to talk themselves into stopping.

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    Lance is selfless to a fault, especially in bed. Keith helps him be a little selfish for once.

    Part of a series of edited/updated threads from Twitter.

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    19 Jun 2022

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    Keith searches the wrong thing on pornhub and gets a whole lot more than what he bargained for.

    (Lance as an amateur pornstar AU)

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    15 May 2022

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    It's the same old story.

    Hal wakes up the next morning and insists, “I wasn't that high last night,” and Barry arched an eyebrow, and says, “Pal. You were so doped up you asked Bruce if he was single, and then stormed out of the room when he said he wasn't.”

    Except then Hal says, “Bruce is seeing someone?” in that hoarse, shivering scrape of a voice, like he's taken a knife to the gut, and you know what—

    This is nothing like that story at all. 

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    “How would anyone notice what anyone else’s type is in the middle of all this?!” Matt demanded, laughing.
    “What’s Keith’s type?” Lance blurted out like an idiot.
    “It’s… obvious,” Pidge said. “He gets all flustered over shitty puns and most physical comedy. And have you seen the way he stares at Hunk when he’s going on about the mechanics of something? Like how the lions work? I’ve literally seen him blushing when Hunk goes into explanation mode.”
    “So, you think he has a crush on Hunk?” Lance squawked.
    “No. You bonehead,” Pidge laughed. “I’m saying any dad-joke-telling, klutzoid with good grades has probably got a pretty good shot at Keith.”

    Or: It figures that after years of getting it hilariously wrong face-to-face, Lance finally gets good at talking to Keith through a screen, which is, like, one of his biggest accomplishments. Then, Pidge makes the comment that Keith has a type, while heavily implying that it's Matt.
    But, listen, with everything going on with Voltron, the coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and Coran, Lance isn't going to get distracted worrying about it.
    Ask anyone, he's always been great with measuring levels of importance....

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    23 Apr 2022