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    There’s nothing particularly remarkable about Sullust.
    Well, except for Obi-Wan’s time-traveling son. But, you know. Apart from that.

    Or, baby-Luke-raised-by-Ben-Kenobi shows up in the middle of the Clone Wars, causes Anakin and Obi-Wan to put two and two together and get forty-five, and in the process inspires a series of heartfelt conversations that may or may not avert the terrible future he’s from.

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    30 Sep 2022

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    The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
    Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    25 Jun 2022

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    Alma Bonnet goes to sea with one mission: asking her absent father to call off an arranged marriage to an awful aristocrat. In her quest to find Stede Bonnet and force him to do his fatherly duties, she may have gotten a bit off track.

    If you asked Alma Bonnet where it all went wrong, she would blame Izzy Hands for raiding the ship she was hiding on and inadvertently kidnapping her. If you asked Izzy Hands, he would place the blame on the little twat and then slit anyone's throat if they dared to insult her.

    They had a unique dynamic.

    A story of unexpected meetings, finding your strength, unconventional friendships, and treasure maps.

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    15 May 2022

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    After Ed's grief takes a mysterious turn, the crew of the Revenge finds itself trapped on a cursed isle. In order to rescue his captain, Izzy—the only one who hasn't fallen victim to the place's spell—is forced to team up with the very last person he would choose: Stede Bonnet.

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    06 May 2022