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    Tales of Elrond's twin sons: Elladan and Elrohir

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    nor foe nor frend
    nor fowl nor clene,
    nor Morgoth’s brood,
    nor Valarin…

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    30 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    A bee jumps between ostentatious blooms. Something is always flowering on this slab of paradise, cut off from the world. Cut off from knowing.  

    A re-embodied Maedhros slowly remembers. As he does, he must come to terms with an absence and accept that there are some things he will never know.

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    31 Oct 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    “And you have come to ask me,” Haleth said, still breathless with outrage at the idea, “to travel back into the north and fuck your cousin better?”

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    28 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    This work began in all its unhinged, cracked, glory when the Amaz*n show (you know the one) revealed Celebrimbor's character design. No diss to the actor, who probably did his best, but he looks like Gilderoy Lockhart. From this simple, albeit idiotic, realization, a question was born: what would happen if Celebrimbor of Eregion and Gilderoy Lockhart switched places?

    This is my answer to that question. Steve from Stranger Things also somehow got pulled into it, because of Elrond's dismal look (the hair stylists need to walk on legos all the way to Mordor and back, don't get me started on Galadriel's wig), and let's just say things snowballed from here. Feel free to picture all the other characters according to your own headcannons (which I'm sure are 90% better than what Amaz*n pulled).

    No, I am not on drugs. Sometimes, I wish I were. And no, I'm not sure whether I'll watch the show yet.

    Oh, one last thing: while I despise many of the show character designs with the burning heat of a thousand suns, I'm actually think the representation is very nice. So you know, pass your way if black Elves give you hives, because we won't get along. Like, at all.

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    21 Aug 2022

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    Use me, please, Crowley had said, so Aziraphale takes him at his word.

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    19 Aug 2022