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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    21 Oct 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    “I noticed something else. He’s calling me his husband, but… he’s referring to himself as… not a husband, but a wife. I don’t know if that means anything, if it’s a mistranslation from Al Quolanudarese or what, but…” He trailed off.

     

    When Nandor gets brain scrambled while running a trial for the Vampiric Council, he jumps to some conclusions about the relationship between himself and Guillermo.

    Guillermo enjoys it and feels bad about it, because nothing is that simple for him.

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    04 Oct 2022

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    "“Who is this?” Nandor muttered, squinting at Laszlo.

    “That is Laszlo. He is Nadja’s husband. That man-” the Guide pointed to Colin Robinson, “-is Colin Robinson. He is your roommate and lives in your basement for some reason I don’t understand. And that is-” but before she could begin to mangle Guillermo’s name, Nandor shrugged off the arms supporting him and wandered over to him.

    He grabbed Guillermo’s hands. “My husband.”

    Now Guillermo was the one who felt like he’d been hit over the head with a shovel."

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    "I could show you the ropes," David says. "I mean, not literal ropes, unless you wanted literal ropes, I do have some very nice—anyway. I could—we could do that. If you wanted."

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    29 Sep 2022

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    “Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.”

    “She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.

    “Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.”

    ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.

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    24 Sep 2022

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    "Oh, you,” May said, like they were old friends and not in the middle of a hostage situation. “You know, this is actually refreshing. I don’t meet as many people as you’d think, being Spider-Man’s aunt.”

    “You can’t be his aunt,” Doc Ock said. She used a tentacle to twirl a lock of her curly hair around flirtatiously. “Tell me the truth – you must be his sister.”

    Aunt May giggled like a schoolgirl.

    “Oh, stop it,” she said, teasingly swatting a tentacle.

    “What,” Peter said flatly, “is happening right now.”"

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    Nobody warned Nandor that vampire slayers have special penis-hypnotizing superpowers, but he's pretty sure that's the only possible explanation for what's going on.

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    30 Aug 2022

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    “There, he did know how to behave if you just reminded him sternly enough. He was a good familiar-bodyguard, really. Nandor was glad now he hadn't mentioned the dick-hypnosis. What if Guillermo had just done it on instinct and didn't even know he had those powers?

    Also, Colin Robinson was right there. And Nadja and Laszlo, who would make fun and probably tell him that there was no such thing as dick-hypnosis.”