doodledinmypants

Behold the mighty derpicorn!



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    Here there be kinky sexy shenanigans, with nary a whiff of plot to be found!

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    A series of fun, sometimes silly PWP with everyone’s favorite side twink: Yata! Can Yata fuck his way through the main cast? He’s sure gonna try!

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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Wu Ming gets a bj from Xie Lian. That's it, that's the fic.

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    30 Nov 2022

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    Right when he finishes signing his name on the last page, he hears someone call out, “Mo Xuanyu?”

    The familiarity of the voice gives him a strange tingle in the ear, almost like a tickle, which then turns into a full-body shudder when he looks up to see the face of the speaker.

    In a split-second decision, he swiftly removes the red ribbon in his hair and stuffs it deep inside his shorts pocket. Forcing his wide-open mouth shut, he raises his hand and tries to sound as unsuspicious as possible when he answers, “Yeah that’s me!”

    Oh god this can’t be good. Of all the physical therapists he could have been sent to, it just had to be Lan fucking Zhan.

    (Or, Wei Wuxian wakes up from a 13-year coma as Mo Xuanyu and is referred to his best friend Lan Wangji for physical therapy. Therapist-patient relationship gets a little ~unprofessional~)

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    28 Nov 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Are there not precious memories you’d like to relive? Loved ones you’d want to see and talk to again?”
     
    Or, Xie Lian relives his worst pain to revisit his best memories.

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    27 Nov 2022

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    Xie Lian is used to weird things happening to him. So when he gets led off a cliff to be a ghost groom to a monster causing a ruckus in the abandoned manor, he lets the townsfolk believe a drop like that will properly kill him.
    And then he moves in with his new husband.
    Or: You’ve heard of Beauty and The Beast now get ready for Banished God and Hua Chongus.

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    27 Nov 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    Dongfang Qingcang remained steady, almost uninterested, like he’d gone through this conversation thousands of times. He tucked the loose end of the gauze against her skin. “If I’m no weapon, then I am nothing.”

    “No. If a weapon is what you want to be, so be it. I won’t stop you. But there is so much more to you than that.”

    His face was starless and carefully empty. “Like what?”

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    25 Nov 2022