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  5. Summary

    A collection of fanfictions surrounding Charles and Jerome Squalor's relationship--growing from their previous ones together, of course.

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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    John having a good ol' wank, fantasizing about someone.

    Bonus points if it's Dave or Karkat.
    Bonus points X2 if Dave or Karkat walk in.
    Bonus points X3 if he's fantasizing about BOTH and BOTH walk in.

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    15 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    There's too much silence on the meteor. Too many big, empty rooms and not enough people to fill them with their chatter, laughter and general noise. Dave hates it. In that silence there's too much room for his own thoughts in his head.
    Dave can't deal with all his thoughts and memories. Karkat helps in the best way he can.

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    12 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    “Roy and I are getting married,” Jason blurts, and it’s like the entire room stops.

    Dick reaches over to slap Bruce on the back because he’s fucking choking on his dinner, but Bruce waves him off and finally swallows.

    “What ? Jason, no, you’re not. Why would you say something like that?”

    –or–

    The Wayne family is in need of some good press. Luckily, the public loves a wedding. Tim’s just gotta get everyone on board first.

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    26 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Time travel is a tricky thing to wrap your head around but what happens to those left behind?

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    26 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    "Maybe sex is difficult and no one ever told us."

    Karkat shakes his head. "Maybe that's how it worked on your putrid planet, but sex on Alternia has to be easy. Did you miss everything I've said about us literally being fucking culled on the spot if we can't perform for the drones?"

    "No, bro, I think you're missing the point." Dave picks at his pants with one finger the way he does when he's trying not to fidget. "That's reproduction, which is easy. I'm talking about sex." When Karkat only continues to stare blankly, Dave turns red. "You know, um…" He ducks his head and mutters, so quiet that Karkat barely hears him, "Making love. Or whatever."

    Oh.

    In which Karkat's inability to relax causes difficulties in the bedroom. Dave talks him through it.

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    22 Aug 2022

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