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    “You,” Shoto says, picking his head up from where his screen is filled with The Worst Photograph Ever, curtesy of Shinsou, Jiro, Kaminari, his brother, and nearly everyone they know. “You are so dead to me.”

    Kirishima blinks, mouth half open while Izuku mutters oh god, it’s too late, isn’t it on the other end of the phone, before Kirishima is leaning into his space to see his screen.

    “Oh,” he says, in response to the photo someone in the crowd of civilians watching the fight had taken of them. “Oh, that’s-” he cuts himself off for a minute, leaning back to eye Shoto’s face while on the other side of the phone Izuku smothers what is probably a laugh, and then changes tracks.

    “It’s super manly to love and support your friends,” Kirishima tells Shoto haughtily, as if this whole thing isn't his fault in the first place.

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    or: Kirishima and Shoto accidentally start trending on Twitter and in retaliation Shoto decides to make an Instagram to showcase all his Hero Deku merchandise, so that everyone knows how much he loves his boyfriend Izuku, and no one expects how quickly it will all spiral out from there

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    06 Oct 2020

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    Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future.

    He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned.

    Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.

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    26 Feb 2020

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    Making bad notes is part of learning. You make a bad note, you shift your fingers around, you try again. 

    Mafuyu takes a deep breath, on days where it feels like the bad notes pile up at his feet, and then he tries again.

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    24 Jan 2020

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    Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!”

    And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers.

    (Or: in which Yuri Plisetsky is Victor Nikiforov's bratty five-year-old and nothing is the same.)

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    27 Nov 2019

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    “Yeah I… I didn’t know I had a sister,” said Keith. “Until she died last month. And now I… now I’m, um, I-I’m like a single parent to my nieces."

    He took a huge breath to steady himself, waaay to worked up to be on live radio.

    “And I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”

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    In which Keith is the guy who suddenly finds himself a single-parent to his two nieces, and Lance is the charming radio host who might be his only voice of reason in this mess

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    05 May 2019