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    "And so it came to pass that the most faithful servant of the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, did pass into His Grace at the age of one hundred and thirty-four. He was buried with all the honors accrued to him in his long life of service to the glory of the Imperium of Man. Yet it was whispered among some of the regiments whom he had so served that Cain's loyalty to Him-on-Earth would not be chained by death, and that he who had fought and bled for Him would not refuse the call to aid His people again ..." --Excerpt from the Hagiography of St. Ciaphas of Valhalla and Perlia, M42

    "Stop frakking praying to me!" --Unknown piece of paper found on Valhalla, M42

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    Snippets from the life of a courier who might be named Carolina and who is probably twenty-eight. Without memories to guide her, she builds herself a new personality out of the Couriers' Rules: the guidelines a Mojave Express courier must live by if they plan to stay in one piece. But pieces of her old self keep peeking through, and even as she tries to keep the world from spinning out of her control, others can see her coming apart at the seams.

    Memory loss, friendship, possible future F!Courier/Craig Boone, found family, drama, some fluff, eventual independent New Vegas, and solving problems with soft speech and hard melee.

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    Voldemort won. Hermione Granger is the only survivor of the Golden Trio, locked in a dungeon and waiting for death. Secure in his position, the victorious Dark Lord begins purging his forces of undesirables ... including the hated, filthy-blooded werewolves.

    When Fenrir Greyback ends up in the cell next to hers, Hermione makes a desperate gamble. Mudblood and mongrel have a common enemy.

    Dark!AU. Battle-hardened Hermione and back-against-the-wall Fenrir. Kill the Dark Lord together, or die alone.

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    When Mei decides to journey to the Australian outback in order to restart its eco-station program, Junkrat and Roadhog are the two most qualified junkers around to be her guides and companions. Junkrat in particular swears he'll make this the best adventure she's ever been on and refuses to leave her side. But the outback is a treacherous land, and with radioactive storms, hostile wildlife, and even more hostile people lurking in the great desert, these three will face more challenges than they know.

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    18 Sep 2022

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    10 Sep 2022

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    Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.

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    23 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    The first time Christmas is celebrated in the Goblin Kingdom. Fluffy wuffy Christmas fluff.

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    20 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    [Shinra-internal] is the mailing list for all internal Shinra managerial discussion. For company-wide announcements, please use [Shinra-announce]. For support, please use [Shinra-support].

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    16 Aug 2022