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    fics about the gamma 3 frozen sea crabs, aka the snow crabs.

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    fics set in an au where shaq torres lives to play in the expansion era of blaseball.

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    fics set in an au where derrick krueger was resurrected instead of jaylen hotdogfingers.

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    fics about a crew of ghost players escaping the hall and sailing directly into the black hole (black hole).

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  1. Rec 1

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    You died, one hundred years ago.

    Well, give or take. It's been a little bit hard to measure time since then, for one reason or another.

    Here's what you know.

    (readable without reading the ballad.)

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    16 Sep 2022

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    The Salt is… comatose, perhaps. Waiting to die, or to be revived, uncertain of which it would prefer, lashing out in its dreams.

    (A collection of stories about a universe where the water has gone from Halifax, and what remains.)

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    07 Sep 2022

  3. Rec 1

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    CODENAME "FINN JAMES"

    As all its kind, KAIJU-FJ15 is guided by a fell drive to destroy.


    Written for Every Finn Everywhere All At Once, a collection of alternate universe Finn Jameses from the Interdimensional Rumour Mill. Part of the Blaseball Zine Jam 2022.

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    07 Sep 2022

  4. Rec 3

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    “The world hates everyone.”
    Silvaire is quiet for a while. “Nah,” she says.

    Kennedy Loser and Silvaire Roadhouse, from Season 16 Elections to Season 23 Day 65, through player swaps, incinerations, alternations, other blaseball-typical background terror. And late-night texting.

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    05 Sep 2022

  5. Rec 1

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    it starts in season four, even if it only really escalates twenty or so years later, when haphazard lines to the trench are set up all across the league. it starts when malik destiny—catboy, pretty famous voice actor, and recently relocated to new reality, washington—finds out that shaquille torres is dead.

    what the reporters will say later is that he took it “surprisingly well.”

    the truth is, the moment malik found out, he had to excuse himself to the bathroom to throw up. he doesn’t remember who pulled his hair back, but he still remembers the tang of the bile.

    (if shaq would just pick up the phone, malik wouldn't have spent years chasing after a ghost.)
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    19 Aug 2022