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    “Anyway, I was thinking, I’ve got loads of attractive friends, and not a single one I can actually sleep with. Gwaine: not into blokes. Percival: same problem. Gwen: with Lance. Lance: see Gwen. Morgana: I totally would, but you’d kill me.”
    Arthur scowled at him. “What about me?”
    “What about you?”
    “You didn’t even list me!”
    “Of course I didn’t list you, you tit, you’re my best mate; it would be weird.”
    “But it wouldn’t be weird for you to sleep with your best mate’s sister, who is a murderous harpy? She’d probably poison you.”
    “Yeah, but she’s really hot.” Merlin dropped a tidily rolled pair of socks into the luggage.
    “And I’m not?” Arthur demanded.

    In which Merlin will not consider Arthur for a friends with benefits scenario, and Arthur is fine with it. Perfectly fine. And in which they go on holiday together, and Merlin changes his mind. It's not an astronomically stupid idea at all.

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    24 Feb 2022

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    Nobody touches Arthur.

    Merlin realizes it slowly, and when he does, he wants to kick himself for not seeing sooner.
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    (Or, Arthur and Merlin's relationship with touch over time.)

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    02 Jun 2021

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    Even though David has volunteered to spearhead the wedding planning and should be good at it, he has been utterly paralyzed when it's come to making any decisions. And now he has to spend the weekend with Patrick's parents visiting some tourist trap and he is not okay.

    Thank you to WhenWhereWhy for the prompt: 'David & Patrick go on a Brewer family vacation, preferably to somewhere that pre-Schitt’s Creek David would deem disgusting but Patrick just wanted to go on vacation with his family so David obliges and he actually has the best time.' This was really fun and thank you for suggesting it. I hope you like it!

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    22 Apr 2021

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    The Roses never lose their fortune, and David never moves to Schitt's Creek. He's facing down the prospect of spending New Year's Eve alone, when fate traps him in an elevator with a certain Canadian tourist.

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    22 Apr 2021

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    They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.

    "So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "

    "Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."

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    12 Apr 2021