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When Naruto is asked what he wants for his birthday he doesnt really know, he's in college, has a wonderful girlfriend and great friends but then he does.
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07 Jun 2026
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Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.
"I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.
"Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."
Sasuke stared at him.
"Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"
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07 Jun 2026
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“You. Are. Distracted.” Each word fell like a sentencing hammer from Shikamaru’s mouth. “You track that Uchiha beta like she’s your personal RSS feed. Snarl when Sasori breathes near her.”
Naruto’s gaze flicked to the window—a flash of grey in the zen garden, where Sasuke’s profile lingered by the topiary. “It’s just professional courtesy.”
“Bullshit.” Shikamaru leaned forward, shadows pooling under his eyes. “You’re not subtle. Just delusional.”
Naruto spun a moonrock fragment across his knuckles determinedly not engaging.
“Ask her to be your mistress.”
The moonrock clattered to the floor.
Or—when Mars’s most eligible Alpha bachelor (self-proclaimed) developed a fixation on the austere Beta operative that had been assigned to protect his life and it gave Shikamaru a migraine.
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07 Jun 2026
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Wandering into No Man's land was madness, but winter was here and his village was starving. Sasuke defied all warnings and crossed the mountains, only to come face to face with the very beast he'd been told stories of. It didn't take long until Sasuke learned that it was just what they were, stories.
Meanwhile, a darkness crawls over the land, destroying anything in it's path. Having lost his home, Sasuke set's off on a journey to stop whatever is causing the dark magic. Alongside him he gains new companions, learns of tales from the past and second guesses who their true enemy really is.
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03 Jun 2026
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Generation after generation the three are forced to cross paths, each time Ganon falling to the blade of the hero. Zelda sick of the constant cycle of her people being dragged through this has came up with a compromise.
Little does she know Ganon has other plans.
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31 May 2026