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    “Damn it,” Alex grumbles, kicking at an empty chair until it skids across the floor. “Come on, guys. There has to be someone who can go undercover. Any woman under 30 at this bureau who can put on some makeup and twirl in a circle.”

    And then all eyes, inexplicably, go to Kara.

    “Who?” Kara asks, looking back and forth between Alex and Vasquez and surreptitiously brushing the Cheeto dust from her pants. “Who is it, guys?”

    But Alex and Vasquez just keep staring at her silently, matching grins on their faces, and after a few seconds the horrible truth dawns on her. Kara blinks, looking down at herself and then back up at them.

    “But…I’m 31?”

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    To help her sister foil an attack on the Miss United States pageant, Kara needs to go undercover. There’s only one problem – she’s never been ladylike a day in her life. What starts as a reluctant favour leads Kara to real friendship, growth, and Lena Luthor, all under the watchful eye of the pageant spotlight.

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    The Miss Congeniality AU.

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    31 Oct 2022

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    “Wait. You don’t – what do you mean, you don’t get there?”

    “You know,” Lena blushes, stirring her cappuccino awkwardly with her pinkie. “Orgasm. I just don’t…do that.”

    “You don’t orgasm,” Sam says flatly, looking increasingly horrified. Lena starts to feel more and more self-conscious about her admission, shifting in her chair with badly-concealed discomfort.

    “No.”

    “EVER?!”

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    Lena has never had an orgasm, so Sam asks her girlfriend's little sister to give her a night to remember. The problem is, Lena isn’t gay. Right?

    Cue lots of sex, a few feelings, and a dash of panic.

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    11 Oct 2022

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    It's George and Dream's fifth year teaching at Celebration High School and another year of Homecoming Spirit Week has rolled in. The school thinks they're rival teachers, but behind closed doors, they're just two best friends that live together. Or are they?

    (or teacher!dreamnotfound au because that Mr. Wastaken livestream destroyed me)

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    22 Jan 2022

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    "Your daughter is going to be fine in my house, Dream," George said teasingly as Dream walked up.

    "Is she?" Dream hummed skeptically.

    "Oh my god, what could possibly happen to your daughter? She's gonna be upstairs with Diana doing her hair," George said. "The worst thing that can happen is she burns herself with the curling iron."

    "You're gonna let her burn herself with a curling iron?" Dream questioned.

    "Get out of my house," George muttered.


    In which Dream and George are each parent of two very wonderfully smart and mischievous daughters who happen to be friends. Oh, and of course, two daughters who are completely sick and done with their stupid rivalry that always gets in the way of their friendship.

    The plan? Get them together in time for Prom. Maybe then they'll stop being so annoying.

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    16 Dec 2021

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    “You never know, man,” Sapnap says, sitting back in his seat when Dream finally parks his car. “If we’re talking about dudes—”

    “We were never talking about dudes,” Dream says.

    “Yeah we fuckin’ were,” Sapnap says. “The girl’s dad. George, or whatever his name was. Didn’t you say you liked looking at him?”

    Dream and George's kids get into fights a lot. This means, of course, that they have to see a lot of each other.
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    15 Dec 2021