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Boatem has a corpse problem. This is a statement Impulse never thought he'd have to think, but here they are.
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24 May 2026
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ARCHIVIST: And you are?
THE BLOOD GOD: I’m—
ARCHIVIST: No, wait! Let me guess. Coast of Maine. Lighthouse. You’re not an avatar of the Lonely, are you?
THE BLOOD GOD: Nah.
ARCHIVIST: Right, of course not. You just like the vibe, I guess. It’s a good vibe! Who doesn’t like a haunted lighthouse? Or lobster rolls? Or fishing boats. Is that your trawler?
THE BLOOD GOD: You were guessin’ my name?
ARCHIVIST: Right, yeah, just messing with you. You’re Technoblade, right? Avatar of the Hunt?
THE BLOOD GOD: Yooo. In the flesh.
ARCHIVIST: Eyyy! Ha ha, good one. Is your name really Technoblade?
THE BLOOD GOD: Closest phonetic translation. You did more research than the last guy.
ARCHIVIST: Shucks, man, thanks. I try. The tusks—er, fangs? Canines?—were kind of a giveaway. And the hair.
THE BLOOD GOD: The hair?
ARCHIVIST: Some statements mention that you bottle dye it.
THE BLOOD GOD: Ah.
[A friendly conversation between the Archivist and an avatar of the Hunt.]
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23 May 2026
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“Mumbo,” Grian says, harried, dragging his hands down his face, for the sixth time. “Have you wondered what this place is?”
Mumbo no longer looks vampiric. His skin now is rough and bumpy and not really skin-like at all, though his mustache and dark eyes remain the same. “I thought it was a dream.”
“Yes. To you it might be.” Grian waves a hand. “What else?”
“A cafe?”
“Sure. That too.” He exhales through his nose. “What this place really is, though, is what people need it to be. Scar told you that the first time you came here. Everyone who comes here needs something. Everyone. Even you.”
(The Café Boatem is a needful place, insofar as it fulfills the needs of its customers. Enter Mumbo Jumbo, the most needless person in existence. Grian refuses to accept this.)
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23 May 2026
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take me to the water, i won't live without her by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Apr 2026
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There's a road trip, an alarming amount of sharks and the slow, stubborn realisation that maybe Zoro's crush isn't as one-sided as he thinks.
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22 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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20 May 2026