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On Mondays, Mr Wonka visits his factory to check how the construction is coming along. For the first time, Paddington is allowed to come with him — but there’s a surprise waiting for them outside the Galeries Gourmet, when they return.
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A Hat Full of Marmalade Sandwiches by WorseOmens
Fandoms: Wonka (2023), Paddington (Movies)
28 Dec 2023
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Years ago, an explorer visited Paddington’s Aunt Lucy and Uncle Pastuzo, telling them fantastic stories about a beautiful city full of chocolate, and learning from them how to make the best marmalade. As a parting gift, he gave them the only thing he had to offer: an old red hat, full of dreams.
… but every good thing in life, only started with a dream.
(an AU in which Willy Wonka is the explorer who visited the bears in Peru on his travels, and is happy to help when Paddington comes looking for a new home)
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Summer Roses by WorseOmens
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Rose is all grown up, and ready to get married… but by a twist of fate and scheduling errors, the responsibility of sorting out her engagement is Lord and Lady Crowley’s job. Fortunately, their niece loves to visit, so surely it will be a pleasant summer overall…
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Partners In Crime-Solving by WorseOmens
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2023
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DI Crowley’s partner, DS Fell, has finally gotten his long-deserved promotion to detective inspector. This is great news for DI Fell.
… not so great for the new detective sergeant who will be working with DI Crowley from now on.
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- Part 29 of Good Omens AUs
- Part 22 of Good Omens Outsider POVs
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Old Friends & An Old Flame by WorseOmens
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale notices that her brother quite fancies someone, for the first time she can remember… and yet, Michael is hesitating.
Good thing he can count on Crowley and Aziraphale to give him a much-needed kick up the backside.
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A Hat Full of Marmalade Sandwiches (Wonka 2023 & Paddington 2014 fusion/crossover) by WorseOmens
Fandom: Paddington (Movies), Wonka (2023)
08 Jan 2024
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An AU in which Willy Wonka is the explorer who visited the bears in Peru on his travels, and adopts Paddington as his own, when he comes looking for a new home years later.
Family fluff, parenting, good manners, and lots and lots of marmalade and chocolate.
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- 13,306
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Good Omens Regency AU: The Serpent & The Flaming Sword by WorseOmens
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
- Words:
- 55,478
- Works:
- 11
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Good Omens Outsider POVs by WorseOmens
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Aug 2023
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A collection of my outsider POV fics, in no particular order, and all unconnected unless stated otherwise.
I’d go on, but who can describe the ineffable? Not these OCs, that’s for damn sure- Words:
- 122,877
- Works:
- 22
- Bookmarks:
- 1,242
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Good Omens AUs by WorseOmens
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Steven Universe (Cartoon), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
17 Aug 2023
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A collection of my Good Omens AUs
- Words:
- 539,137
- Works:
- 29
- Bookmarks:
- 89
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Crowley, Aziraphale & Family Short Stories by WorseOmens
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Mar 2021
- Words:
- 4,528
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 81
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A Boar's Tale by Porphyrios
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Jun 2022
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Dain brings Bilbo a present nobody expects. Can Thorin adapt to life with not only a new consort, but a pet as well?
Bookmarked by WorseOmens
03 Sep 2023
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 356,700
- Chapters:
- 99/99
- Comments:
- 7,515
- Kudos:
- 23,448
- Bookmarks:
- 5,865
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- 951,750
Bookmarked by WorseOmens
03 Aug 2023
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More than the loss of the skin—which was enough of a problem to be getting on with, thank you—the problem was, Aziraphale had done the wrong thing.
If he could say to Gabriel that he'd simply seen a creature in distress and decided to help, he might not be forgiven, but he probably wouldn't be cast out. But, knowingly saving a human from drowning was beyond the pale. He was meant to be spying on them, not helping them.
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Aziraphale is a selkie whose lost skin is somewhere in the village of Tadfield; Crowley is a fay who considers Tadfield his personal garden to cultivate and protect. They're drawn to each other, but neither is willing to divulge their secret. Naturally, a lot of inconvenient feelings and small-town hijinks ensue anyway.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,193
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 204
- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by WorseOmens
25 Jul 2023
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A month ago, Mabel Pines fell through a portal, into the multiverse, and into the care of her long-thought-to-be-lost Grunkle Ford. Many interdimensional scrapes later, it's time for her 13th birthday, the first (and, she hopes, the last) she'll spend away from Earth.
As a treat, and a sort of belated apology gift for her brother for not being at home with him, she and Ford record another instalment of her 'Mabel's Guide to Life' series. Starring some 'chicken-y flute-y critters', the robots they're fighting a local insurgency against, and a creative application of archery combined with high explosives.
Bookmarked by WorseOmens
28 Jun 2023
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Pacifica is kicked out of her home, and the only place she can think of to go is the Mystery Shack. A Stan and Pacifica bonding fic.
Bookmarked by WorseOmens
22 Jun 2023