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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Nie's Bakery is under attack from the youngest master, who is on a mission to update the business to "expand interest to a wider clientele" (via social media).

    Well, Nie Mingjue is not having it... but it's a three-man decision (and for once, Zonghui is not taking his side), so he's outvoted and can only... rise to the occasion.

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    (Did that even work as a pun? Oh well. This is based off my twitter thread, see here >>> [link])

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    16 Mar 2022

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    So fun and sweet! Nie Mingjue being a baker is making me hnnnng.

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    It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.

    “Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”

    “It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.

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    26 Nov 2021

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    Gods.
    *Sheds tears of joy for this family*

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    When the pain finally stops, Wei Wuxian gulps, wiping bile at the corner of his mouth, before he looks at the little body, bracing himself for the worse.

    But instead of closed eyes and a lifeless and twisted corpse, a newborn stares at him; silently, with big golden eyes.

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    16 Nov 2021

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    Cute lil Wangxian fic with a happy ending.

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    After yet another matchmaking session gone awry, Tsundere Sect Leader gets hit with a "fuck or itch forever in your unmentionables" curse. The cure is cum. Lots of cum. In other words, a three-day-long gangbang with other men of suitably high cultivation. Wangxian and 3zun gladly step in to do the honors.

    Please check the detailed warnings in the chapter notes if you are concerned about any of the tags.

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    05 Nov 2021

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    Writing is a+, porn is so hot and nasty. I love this Allcheng fic.

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    Meng Yao's sister-in-law is following the Jiang tradition of being evil. Why else would she try to set him up with a married man?

    “I’m pretty sure my sister-in-law is trying to ruin my life.” 

    Lan Huan’s tone is one of genuine curiosity when he asks, “Why would she do that?” 

    “I don’t know yet,” Meng Yao untangles himself from the barre and crosses his arms across his chest, looking up (and up, and up, curse Jiang Yanli for her knowledge of his tastes) at Lan Huan’s very handsome jawline. “But I need you to make less vigorous eye-contact until you bring me a notarized waiver saying your spouse doesn’t care about you hitting on me.”  

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    05 Nov 2021

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    Sweet 3zun modern au fic.