TheRedMenace
The River Always Wins In Time
Bio
Greetings, fellow denizens of the interwebz! You may call me Red; I'm the curator and Omnipotent Evil Author of this collection of insanity (and inanity, but that's a different story). I command a legion of dwergi, baseball bat-wielding llamas, and heart grenade-bearing (stallion) ducks. (I also tend to reference ten-year-old private jokes that started on other websites. Sorry about that.)
I come to A03 by way of Quizilla, HPFF, and FFN. I'm celebrating ten-plus years (dear gods) of consuming and creating fanfic. I have no idea how that happened. I tend to consume much more prolifically than I create, so who knows when I'll actually have new content for you.
I do hope you enjoy your stay here. And, as always: Encarta meniren istiera qutep.