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    CO_3636: so I guess I should be the one to tell everyone since we’re all due in class tomorrow
    CO_3636: don’t panic
    CO_3636: but General Kenobi has shed his beard for the rest of the semester.
    FIVES: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    CO_3636: yes well. He thinks he looks younger without it.
    GEN_SKY: he does
    CO_3636: and he and Kote have decided that the object here is to look as young as possible to get Prof’s attention.
    GEN_SKY: someone needs to put the two of them in a rock tumbler and turn it on for the rest of time.

    (The officers of the GAR take an introduction to Philosophy class.)

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    Obi-Wan thinks there's nothing that could be more terrifying than being kidnapped and brought before the terrifyingly powerful Mr. Jinn, the man whose mafia rules Serenno with an iron fist.

    Then Mr. Jinn tells him, "Your father requested and received a rather large loan from me. In return, he agreed to monthly installments to repay that loan. However, to date I have received none of those repayments. He has offered the possibility of you as repayment for his loan."

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    “If you'll allow me to elaborate,” Obi-Wan leaned forward in his chair. “I meant to say, the discoloration is likely a sign of deoxygenation. He can't breathe -”
    “Professor.” The Chancellor said with a genial smile. “I would hardly waste such a considerable sum of money to establish a new exhibition in my personal study only to have it floating at the top of the tank in a month. He may not be entirely comfortable but he is alive and I assure you it is a much better fate than the alternative.”

    Or, Obi-Wan resolves to rescue a very stubborn merman from captivity and back to the ocean.

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    The transport has an Omegas Only section. Obi-Wan knows about it; he’s used it for most of his life, in fact. But he’d been in a hurry today, and the transport had been about to leave, and nothing had ever happened to him before –

    And then he had felt the first touch.

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    “You are all descended from General Yoda?” Cody asks.

    “Did I not tell you?” The General asks.

    No, he did fucking not.

    “Oh. My apologies, then. This whole situation must have been absolutely baffling. Yes, the Council stuck the Count with us because we’re the rest of his lineage. They feel that he is less likely to turn tail if he feels like he has a party he needs to protect.”

    When asked if he’d wanted the 104th or the 212th, Cody should have said the 104th.

    “Cody? Are you upset, dear?”

    (In the last year of the war, Count Dooku snaps and changes sides. He wants Sidious crushed, and he knows just how to ruin him. First, however, he needs to get his hands on the only one who knows what Sidious is truly capable of. Thankfully, his lineage is there to help, regardless of whether they or their unhappy Clone Commanders want to or not.)

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