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    Izzy was expecting more costuming, but when he enters the captain’s cabin at the appointed time, Ed is lounging on the couch, dressed in a familiar velvet dressing gown. His bearing is different: he’s posed carefully, a little more delicate, a little more elegant.

    Izzy’s tongue feels thick, and he shifts awkwardly in place. He’s not built for this kind of foolishness.

    “Your Highness,” he says, opening with the line Edward provided him ahead of time and feeling more idiotic than he’s ever felt in his fucking life. “You sent for me?”

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    Co-Authored prompt fill: Izzy works at a brothel after he gets kicked off the ship. Stede finds him but doesn’t tell Ed because he finds the idea of Izzy whoring himself out to be oddly thrilling. Ed finds out somehow and has insane possessive hate-sex with Izzy and buys out his contract from the madam.

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    “You could talk about it,” suggested Roach. “What’s said in the galley, stays in the galley.”

    “I don’t wanna fucking know. So I’ll forget as soon as you’re done saying it,” said Jim. They paused. “Just in case, uh, it maybe did help. To talk about it.”

    “Used my fucking safe word with the captains last night, now they think I’m mad at them, except I’m not, except I just want things to fucking go back to normal now and no one’s acting normal,” said Izzy, and then took a sip of tea. Jim froze. “There, I fucking said it. Are you happy? I’m going to throw up now, I can’t fucking believe I said that. To you.”

    Izzy Hands has never known where he fits in. He's willing to put up with the rough treatment, because it's what Edward and Stede want and expect from him, but when he finally can't stand it any more, how will the three of them come to an agreement?

    Established SteddyHands.

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    In a world where Harry got Justin before Justin got him and finished his training under Bob instead of McCoy, he's a bit more willing to be Marcone's pet wizard.

    He's just as likely to bite the hand that feeds him, though.

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    In a world in which Harry was a little less trusting, Justin was a little less careful, the White Council was a little less organized, and a whole lot of people were a whole lot gayer...

    People aren’t nearly as complicated as they want you to think they are. Oh, sure, they want you to believe that they’re mysterious, that their motives are pure but hard to read, hard to explain, but they’re not. People are easy.

    Look, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I know all of this because I’m a wizard.

    (See? Like I said. People are easy.)

    But you’re wrong. I am a wizard, sure, but that’s not why I know that people are easy. I know that because I’m a hotel front desk clerk.

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