Teratophiliac



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  1. Summary

    You cannot change the unwilling. You cannot force the immovable. You cannot sway the indoctrinated. So why bother trying?

    Live your life, like a Queen, and let the heads of all who oppose you roll down the steps of your ascent.

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  3. Summary

    Brotherly love <3

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Zelda needs an heir before she can free herself of her father for good. With no other options, she seeks Ganondorf's help. There she makes a plan of conquest with the Gerudo king, and meets someone unexpected alongside him.

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    19 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    “If I never see that stupid dress again it’ll be too soon. You keep it.”

    Link rolls his eyes. “Not sure I’ve got the shoulders to pull it off, but okay”

    “I think I have to disagree,” Ganondorf states from where he’s busy unbraiding his hair at a table in the corner, the pile of gold and copper rings and clips and ornaments beside him slowly growing as he removes them. “I imagine the effect would be quite captivating.”

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    ...But what if the three aspects of the Triforce were really thirsty for each other?

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    19 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Almost twenty years after the new Queen of Hyrule banished the Gerudo King, her country is devastated in a fiery cataclysm, driving Hylian refugees to the desert for shelter. 

    Ganondorf would rather piss glass than help his enemies, but certain old promises haunt him - along with certain new ghosts.

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    19 Sep 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    An exiled, half-Sheikah princess. A hedonistic Gerudo king. A Hylian boy raised by the Kokiri who has become something more than human. In the heat of the Hyrulean Civil War, it's not how the story is supposed to go, but it's way it has to be.

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    19 Sep 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Its been three years after humanity's brief conflict with the turians. The governments from both parties are ready to move on, but its people aren't.
    One of those is a young, disgruntled, hot-headed veteran by the name of Walter Reilly, who is forced to serve alongside the same species that killed his friends and disfigured his face. Even with the warm welcome from the once hostile race, and a female turian keen on being his best friend, Walter has trouble putting the past to rest, which is exactly what some people want.

    Will he learn to adapt and coexist with his former enemies? Or will he finally turn into the wrathful monster everyone already thinks he is?

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    08 Sep 2021