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  1. Rec 3

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    So it's gonna be forever, or it's gonna go down in flames. JGY/3zun fanvid, song by Taylor Swift.

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    28 Jan 2023

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    At the height of the Ming Dynasty, Wei Wuxian - travelling demonic cultivator, part-time cadaver thief - ends up rather far from home. His new acquaintance, Lan Wangji, ends up rather far from human.

    (Or, the vampire Lan Wangji and his necromancer boyfriend take on the Italian Renaissance)

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    13 Nov 2022

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    Jonathan’s life was fine. He didn’t need other people. He studied them instead, like fire ants on the abandoned edge of the playground; carefully, with a stick and good shoes, watching their patterns and keeping his observations to himself, figuring out which ones to leave alone and which ones would make good surprises in bullies’ backpacks. Other people were tools, in the multiple definitions of the word. He used them. He didn’t like them. He didn’t need them. He was fine.

    All in all, it wasn’t difficult to stay a virgin until he turned thirty.

    A JGY-centric, Cherry Magic-inspired AU.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    “He smiles too much,” Lan Wangji says, frowning at the pixelated headshot of the instructor. Flippancy is not necessarily forbidden, but it is strongly discouraged, especially when one is a thousand feet above ground instructing the light of someone else’s life.

     

    Lan Sizhui is going for his Sword Flight Licence. Lan Wangji is panicked.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    Lan Wangji had always known he was different. One day, his brother and uncle sat him down, and told him that the reason was called autism. But that was fine, because he didn’t need to be like everyone else. He knew exactly what he loved: rules.

    It made perfect sense, then, to become an attorney. With an encyclopaedic knowledge of every law on the books, Hanbada law firm had never seen such a stellar win record from an associate. His life was going exactly to plan. He ate gimbap, he won cases, he had one whole friend, and he knew everything there was to know about whales rabbits.

    Why, then, did a legal investigator named Wei Wuxian want to upend it all?

    ***OR*** A MDZS characters/Extraordinary Attorney Woo universe AU 💞

    Spanish translation now underway by Lilaluux 🥰

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    18 Sep 2022