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  1. Rec 85

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    Fatui Recruit 1.0.1: How to survive as a new Fatui Recruit under Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger- also known as Lumine's number one admirer.

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    I would welcome you to the Fatui, but since you poor souls got assigned to Lord Tartaglia out of all the Harbingers, I reckon we skip the pleasantries and get straight down to business.

     

    You are probably wondering how he, out of all of them, could possibly be the most dangerous given that he is only ranked the Eleventh, but do not doubt that there have been those before you that have asked the same, and didn’t live to share their answer with you.

     

    But fear not- we, the ones who have learned from their mistakes, have created this guide which will break down the basics as to why he is, and how to survive in his presence.

     

    You will hereby be presented the first, and most important rule of them all which, if you do follow, will increase your chances of avoiding incidents that have cost the lives of many.

     

    We wish you the best of luck, fellow recruits.

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    03 Oct 2022

  2. Rec 71

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    On his Grail Quest, Sir Leofric discovers an angel in chains, only to be freed by the pure of heart. Surely it is proof of his sanctity that his prayers could free a sinless creature of God, and that the angel claims him as his husband. Such exquisite pleasure could only be pure and blessed by God.

    Daob will fight all the armies of Heaven and Hell for the human who set him free. Leofric is his.

    But there's a conversation they should probably have sooner rather than later.

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    26 Sep 2022

  3. Rec *

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    Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy…

    This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.

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    29 Aug 2022

  4. Rec 22

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    “Kitten, stay on your knees and fetch me a cigar,” Matsukawa didn’t look to see if his pet followed his orders; instead chose to stare down the nervous-looking businessman in front of him.

    Holding his stare, he grabbed the cigar from his pet, who nuzzled into his touch. Knowing his pet was awaiting his next order, he lit his cigar. He took the first drag from the cigar with no rush, enjoying the increase of tension in the anxious man’s body. Resting each arm on an armrest, he blew out the smoke and stared directly into the jittery man’s eyes as he said his next order.

    “Get on all fours in front of me; I want to rest my feet, Kitten.”

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    13 Aug 2022

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    Levi should have realized there was something weird about Erwin the first time they’d fucked.

    How had he missed his marble-like skin, the way his blue eyes almost seemed to glow luminescent in the darkness of his bedroom, and the fact that he’d stayed all night only to leave as soon as it was almost dawn?

    Because he'd been drunk, he knew, and even though later he would think that the signs were already there, at first, Levi had no idea whatsoever that the man he’d slept with, the man he’d done positively filthy things with, was not actually a man at all, but a vampire — one whose thread of fate would somehow turn out to be intimately interwoven with his own.

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    13 Aug 2022