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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    'What the fuck is this?' Izzy snaps.

    'A get-along shirt,' Ed says cheerfully. 'Because you two get to wear it until you learn to get along.'


    Or, Ed wishes his boyfriends would stop fighting and learn to tolerate each other, and comes up with a crafty solution to his problems.

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    “You do not know yet how good you smell to a vampire, Guillermo,” he said, his voice low and rumbling. “We have all been so hungry for you since you first arrived here. It will be so, so good to make a feast of you, at last, to kiss them and taste your blood on their lips.”

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    Laszlo grins, clapping Guillermo on the shoulder. “Gizmo, help has been here all along.” He winks conspiratorially. “We are all the help Nandor needs.”

    “Because we’re his friends and we’re gonna remind him how much we care about him?” Guillermo frowns at that. It can’t be that easy, can it?

    “Sort of,” Laszlo replies. “We’re gonna fuck the depression out of him.”

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