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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Part 1:

    "No. Not interested. At all. Ever."

    "You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."

    Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.

    "It's a microphone."

    Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."

    Part 2:

    “Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"

    "Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."

    Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.

    "Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”

    "You're making it very hard to get into this."

    "Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"

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    19 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    “So I’d be banging you and thinking of a girl and you’d be...?”

    “Well, actually, I was thinking I would be the one doing the banging and you would be the one thinking about, like, getting pegged or whatever.”

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    23 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Sarek puts his family second behind his negotiations and it turns out that his family is key to the mission's success.

    This story had three authors: Selek, Saidicam, and T'Lea.

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    28 Apr 2022

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Spock! You’re under the influence of some kind of lust ray!” Eh, close enough.

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    27 Apr 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “I needed to ask myself, ‘is this person really worth even being around?' If I’m being honest with you, many people weren’t worth being around, and many people still aren’t. But sometimes, Eric, the people who you hate most end up being the most worth it. And sometimes not. Just don’t let yourself be so caught up in hating someone that you end up hating yourself for it. Nobody is worth hating yourself over Eric, I want you to remember that.”

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    Eric Cartman has a dream that he would consider more of a nightmare about being kissed by none other then Kyle Broflovski. But that didn't mean anything. Nope, because if one thing was for certain, Eric hated Kyle. He couldn't have a crush oh him... right?

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    26 Apr 2022