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    Under his breath, Eddie giggles. He hears the noise crest behind them as they walk, like a cloud of angry bees after their hive has been shaken up. It’s a fact, now, that Eddie Munson, resident freak drug-dealing alpha, is very publicly hanging around newly presented omega Steve Harrington. Alpha and omega, the perfect cookie-cutter combo the normies love to call a perfect match.

    “Munson,” Harrington mutters, barely moving his lips. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

    Or: Eddie is the king of bad ideas. Fake-courting Steve Harrington for the hell of it might take the crown.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Under his breath, Eddie giggles. He hears the noise crest behind them as they walk, like a cloud of angry bees after their hive has been shaken up. It’s a fact, now, that Eddie Munson, resident freak drug-dealing alpha, is very publicly hanging around newly presented omega Steve Harrington. Alpha and omega, the perfect cookie-cutter combo the normies love to call a perfect match.

    “Munson,” Harrington mutters, barely moving his lips. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
    Or: Eddie is the king of bad ideas. Fake-courting Steve Harrington for the hell of it might take the crown.

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    Mike had scoffed, again, and Steve tried not to be insulted when he’d said, “Steve? Why Steve?”

    “Because Steve’s had more Valentine’s than any of us combined!” Dustin had said.

    “Yeah, because he’s a serial monogamist —”

    “Shut the fuck up,” Steve had said. “Also, who taught you those words?”

    Eddie had teetered his hand back and forth in the air. “Personally, I think there’s a certain stolen RV confession negates that, but —”

    “You shut the fuck up right now even faster —”

    In which Mike and Eddie have a bet, Steve is the victim of circumstance, and he's not super mad about it.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Mike had scoffed, again, and Steve tried not to be insulted when he’d said, “Steve? Why Steve?”

    “Because Steve’s had more Valentine’s than any of us combined!” Dustin had said.

    “Yeah, because he’s a serial monogamist —”

    “Shut the fuck up,” Steve had said. “Also, who taught you those words?”

    Eddie had teetered his hand back and forth in the air. “Personally, I think there’s a certain stolen RV confession negates that, but —”

    “You shut the fuck up right now even faster —”

    In which Mike and Eddie have a bet, Steve is the victim of circumstance, and he's not super mad about it.

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    But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.

    There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.

    “What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”

    A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.

    These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.

    In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.

    There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.

    “What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”

    A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.

    These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.

    In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.

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    The ground beneath them shakes, and suddenly everyone is yelling, the chair, the table under Steve’s feet wobbling. It tips, and Steve doesn’t think, just gets his hands under Eddie and pushes, watching the two of them tumble away at the same time he hits the hard floor, covered in blood. It knocks the wind out of him, and for a horrible moment he can’t move, can’t breathe, can only stare up through the gate as Robin and Eddie touch down on the other side, Nancy rushing to help them, and Dustin is staring up in wide-eyed panic at Steve, his mouth opening and—

    The gate closes, an open wound sealing shut, all before Steve can take his next breath.

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    Three months. Three months passed before they got Steve back from the Upside Down. Eddie's not sure how much of him came home.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    The ground beneath them shakes, and suddenly everyone is yelling, the chair, the table under Steve’s feet wobbling. It tips, and Steve doesn’t think, just gets his hands under Eddie and pushes, watching the two of them tumble away at the same time he hits the hard floor, covered in blood. It knocks the wind out of him, and for a horrible moment he can’t move, can’t breathe, can only stare up through the gate as Robin and Eddie touch down on the other side, Nancy rushing to help them, and Dustin is staring up in wide-eyed panic at Steve, his mouth opening and—

    The gate closes, an open wound sealing shut, all before Steve can take his next breath.

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    Three months. Three months passed before they got Steve back from the Upside Down. Eddie's not sure how much of him came home.

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    Steve is a typical guy leading a typical teenaged life--except he's obsessed with his hole. He spends a lot of time engaging in unsafe masturbatory practices, and trying to fill himself physically and emotionally. Eddie Munson comes along, and that becomes a lot easier.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Steve is a typical guy leading a typical teenaged life--except he's obsessed with his hole. He spends a lot of time engaging in unsafe masturbatory practices, and trying to fill himself physically and emotionally. Eddie Munson comes along, and that becomes a lot easier.