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  1. Summary

    Ellie and Joel and life in Jackson.

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  2. Summary

    These drabbles are a select few of my favourites from a couple of drabble challenges I used to take part in over on fanfiction.net — the E/O Drabble Challenge and the SPN100 Challenge. In both cases you were emailed a word every week and asked to write a 100 word drabble containing that word. While I always got the word of the week in, I very often went over my total word count!

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    These stories are only loosely drabbles, really. Back in 2014 I was a member of the POI Discussion Forum (now apparently defunct, I can't find it online), where there was a prompt: write a 250-word drabble about Team Machine completing an ordinary task.

    I took that idea and ran with it, but never really managed the word count, always going over. I've rewritten a few of my favourites and brought them here.

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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    "Move faster," Jack spits, and Holland can hear his partner's teeth grinding together right next to his ear.

    "I'm sorry," Holland snaps back. "I wasn't planning on having to haul your fat ass out of here when I thought of this particular escape route." Part of Holland is aware you shouldn’t say shit like that to someone who’s just been shot, to a business associate who currently has a waterfall of blood running down where your sides are pressed together, to a friend who you had been thinking about kissing out of sheer relief mere seconds ago, but look, there his mouth goes, once again.

    Healy looks even more pained than before. "You're callin' me fat? Really, now, of all possible times?" He sounds more amused than offended though, and Holland is definitely putting a pin that. He’s going to remember this and they’re going to come back to this conversation, booze and blood and explosives be damned.

    (or, Healy almost dies on a case gone bad and March worries about him in the messiest way possible)

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    31 May 2026

  2. Rec *

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    March had his palm read once, years back, by a hack psychic in a gaudy tent at some old timey carnival Holly had begged to go to. She'd taken one look at his craggy hands – two fingers bandaged at the time - and told him, in no uncertain terms, that if he didn't slow down, boy, he was gonna hurt himself. He tipped her very badly.

    Suffice to say, he did not often have the appearance of a man in control of his own destiny.

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    30 May 2026

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    A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.

     

    Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.

     

    Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.

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    28 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    It's easy, he tried to tell himself. There's nothing to it. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.

    But he was. He was and he had always been. And now, with the bubbles swirling around him, pockets of air straight from his lungs, Ethan understood that it had all come to this moment. All the teasing and jokes and the pitying looks and the raised eyebrows. Feet in the water, feeling the flood rush toward him. Take the step, go into oblivion. So cold. Slippery sandtileporcelain, nothing to grab him when he fell.

     

    I am afraid. I am afraid I am going to die. I am afraid I'm going to drown.

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    17 May 2026

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    “Why don’t you send him a letter?” says Goose.

    Maverick stares at him. “Why would I do that?”

    Lo and behold, Maverick and Iceman still don’t have their shit together.

    Goose's distress knows no bounds.

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    13 May 2026