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    Unraveled by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    16 Dec 2024

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    Willpower could not deny the limits of a mortal body and its need for actual, restful sleep. Alone in bed, Gortash is haunted by memories and forced to confront emotions he's not ready to.

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    29 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 85

    On Good Authority by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    06 Dec 2025

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    After the Sports Festival, Mitsuki forces her son to start seeing a specialist again. She never asked exactly what that treatment entails.

    If you want to skip the descent into hell straight to the "things get better" part, that starts at chapter 13.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Blame It On the Coma by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    09 Jun 2026

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    One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.

    “What are you fucking giggling about?”

    The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.

    “It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.

    “Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.

    “I know because I was in one, asshole.”

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    During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.

    Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.

    Flambae does not.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Payback by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    02 Dec 2025

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    Robert and Flambae keep (most of) their beef out of the office and settle their scores somewhere else. They've chosen the bedroom.

    Porn without plot. It gets right into the sex.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Female to Mecha Man by ,

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    08 Dec 2025

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    5 times someone should've clocked Robert Robertson as trans, and the one time he didn't have to clarify.

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    30 Nov 2025