NotEvenCloseToStraight



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  1. Summary

    Deep in the forest along a winding highway, a traveler might find an eccentric little store called “Magic and Magnolias” that offers vintage jewelry, curious knick knacks, and beeswax candles to the tourists driving through-- and another service altogether to the magical community that lives in the picturesque town.

    Nat and Pepper aren't just shop owners, they are ancient witches with nothing else to do with their lifetime than meddle in matchmaking?

    Witches and familiars go together like PB&J, like hot cocoa and marsh mellows, like Sundays and sweet tea. But a mismatched pair is just trouble, and that’s when Natasha and Pepper step in to weave magic and mischief, making matches out of unlikely pairs and sitting back to watch the shenanigans unfold.

    There’s a cursed familiar and a witch who lost his magic, a brash Lion and a tiny blond afraid of his own powers, a grieving wind!witch and the familiar who finds him in the storm, a dangerous dragon and the new witch who tames his rage.

    Follow the highway through the forest and step through the doors of 'Magic and Magnolias' to meet them all... and maybe fall in love a little bit too.

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  2. Summary

    A Collection of Holiday Fluff featuring ridiculous tropes, the best holly jolly cliches, and our favorite characters falling in love over and over again!

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  3. Summary

    Quick Fics and Tumblr Prompt Fills!

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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    fanart inspired by the Stuckony fic "Lassos and Lilies" by NotEvenCloseToStraight

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    20 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AMAZING ART for LAL
    Made me scream just a little but

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Fanart
    to the absolutely amazing work "Lost and Found" of NotEvenCloseToStraight

    (Not fond of posting Art in AO3 but I want to gift these to the author)

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    06 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    art for my words! Amazing!

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Dear omega,

    Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.

    If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.

    Sincerely,
    National Omega Services

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    23 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the only stories I’ve ever loved enough to bookmark

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Tony needed something to drink. He hated when his thoughts got muddled with all this negativity. From his father to Steve to the rest of the world he just...he didn't want to give a damn anymore. So yes, he needed a drink, or...at least a different type of ambrosia to soothe his ever raging thoughts. A new start...sort of...maybe?

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    12 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mine

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