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Russian Dolls (working title) by Elijah_Partridge, kittiehawke, NachoManRandyRavage, NestPlaster, ShimmerShadows

Fandoms: Miami Vice (TV), Golden Girls, RWBY, Belinda Blinked Series - Rocky Flintstone, Inception (2010), Tingleverse - Chuck Tingle
15 Jun 2020
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2,175

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5/?

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9

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Stop Looking At My Back by NachoManRandyRavage

Fandoms: どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Fandom
01 May 2020
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- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Horror
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274

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1/1

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3

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20

Bookmarks:

1

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271
Land of Disks and Peptides by A Homestuck Dad (NachoManRandyRavage)

Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Oct 2019
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1,133

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1/1

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5

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77
The Florida Keys (working title) by NachoManRandyRavage

Fandoms: Diagnosis Murder, Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
09 Jul 2019
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Sorry-not-sorry.

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8,342

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12/?

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13

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Oh how they pound by NachoManRandyRavage

Fandoms: The Muppet Show, Men's Hockey RPF
22 Dec 2018
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RPF stands for "Real Puppet Fiction" right?

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871

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1/1

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3

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8

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593

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Public Bookmark 3
Reasons of Democracy by Snow for Ally

Fandoms: Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
24 Dec 2009
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President Gentle has a talk with the new Canadian Prime Minister.

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10

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10

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3

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05 May 2020
Rec 21
An Unusual Request by davefoley

Fandoms: MASH (TV)
03 Aug 2018
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“So... you’re into being restrained and humiliated?”
“In bed,” Hawkeye corrects, pointedly. “In bed, Beej. I will only accept that kind of behaviour in the comfort of my own sheets.”
“Then doing it on my cot or Charles’ is off the table, as is a table itself.”
“I will even personally vouch that my own self will be as off the table as Radar’s morning report before the rooster crows,”

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2,634

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10

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163

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21

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21 Apr 2020
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Bring Home the Bacon by LightningCloud9000

Fandoms: Animal Crossing
02 Apr 2019
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Lightning gives Rasher a very warm welcome to the town of Light.

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767

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27

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1

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1970

Bookmarked by NachoManRandyRavage

21 Apr 2020
Public Bookmark 5
Hell is Other People (with Oyster Crackers) by ThatwasJustaDream

Fandoms: Seinfeld
31 Jul 2019
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Elaine makes it through the door of the diner, but really there's no way out.

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760

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1

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7

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21

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5

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576
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04 Sep 2019
Public Bookmark 11
Non-Covalent Bonds and Other Weak Forces by esteefee for Gaffsie

Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
17 Dec 2011
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Chemistry for Dummies (like John)

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2/2

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21

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91

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11

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12 Mar 2019