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When he felt Stede's foot (not his shoe, his fucking foot ) going under the cuff of his jeans, Izzy understood he wasn't going to survive the day. “Fuck you're doing?”
“Edward pointed out we haven't yet engaged in public debauchery.”
“In public - do you want to fuck in a Starbuck's bathroom?”
“That’s the plan, yeah,” Edward smiled, twirling his finger around a lock of Izzy’s hair. “And I really want to go along with it. Don't you want to make me happy, Iz?”
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The thing with Edward Teach was that there were rules that applied to the world and rules that applied only to him, and the two sets never met, there was no intersection anywhere. So he was allowed to cheat on his husband every day of the week, but Izzy wasn’t allowed to even look at another man. And as much as he knew the rules (they were clear to him from the earlier days of their relationship, how Edward’s world was the only one in which he lived, and the one Izzy would have to, if he wanted to define himself Edward’s), after 20 years of marriage (and threats, and pleas, and fights) Izzy decided it was time to fight fire with fire.
So he decided to fuck Fang, Edward’s right hand at the firm.
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There is nothing to describe, except the moon still bright against the worrying sky by Mikaeru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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When Izzy was 18, his dad tried to kill himself.
When Izzy was 38, his husband agreed to see a therapist.
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It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? by Mikaeru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2023
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After two weeks of receiving near constant brain damage done by wondering who the hell Bonnet was shagging, Izzy had found himself at rock bottom: he hadn’t yet replied to a mail he should have replied to three days ago. Enraged by his own shortcomings, he had drank Bonnet’s latte in one long sip, managed not to die from it only out of spite, and marched into Bonnet’s office like a storm, throwing the empty paper cup on the floor and slamming his hands on the stupid fucking desk.
“Tell me who the fuck you’re fucking or I swear to God I’ll smash your skull with your fucking paperweight and feed you to the bloody swans.”
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- Part 4 of ✨ Secretary Izzy AU ✨
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It seemed like Stede and Izzy were in a constant state of fighting, both over menial and meaningful matters. Edward found their fights extremely funny, and he never weighed in on them; they were adults, they could work it out on their own.
Problem was, they never really did. They just fucked about it. It didn’t solve anything, and the same problem came up the week after that, and the week after that, again and again and again, and all they did was fuck about it.
Thing was, Stede didn’t fuck Edward when they fought: he made him tea and they sat on the sofa together, even for hours, until something productive came out of it. They talked and talked and talked, sometimes they cried, sometimes they cuddled, sometimes both at the same time, but they always kissed - on the lips, on the cheeks, butterfly kisses. Izzy, on his own chair on the other side of the living room, would secretly look at them.
It didn’t bother him how Stede solved conflicts differently depending on the person, but he did wonder why.
It wasn’t a real issue, just something stupid his brain latched on when Izzy was idle. Izzy wasn’t just baggage, he was a person, a different person from Ed, that was all.
He wondered still, though.
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Putting Izzy Hands Into Situations: OFMD Kinktober Edition by Mikaeru
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jul 2023
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A series of (most probably) silly and ridiculous roleplays inspired by the ten Commandments in random order, featuring the Ineffable Idiots in various combinations of gender presentations and efforts.
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a NanoWriMo for people with lots of ideas but very little patience by Mikaeru
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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“‘S a bird’s nest. Outside the window,” Izzy says, tucking himself into Ed’s shoulder. One of his hands comes up, his thumb running over his bottom lip, something Stede has seen him do when he’s deep in thought. Ed, though, subtly takes Izzy’s hand and flattens it against his own chest, his other hand coming up to comb through his hair.
“Oh yeah? When did that get there?” he asks, peeking around Izzy and getting a look at the underside of the awning. “It looks nice, don’t you think?”
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- Part 1 of little bird
Bookmarked by Mikaeru
18 Dec 2023
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Stede doesn't understand why Izzy can't seem to follow orders with his clothes on.
Izzy doesn't know why his Dom is letting him get away with his bullshit above deck.
Ed would appreciate it if everyone could figure their shit out.
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- Part 1 of Sharp and Steady 'verse
Bookmarked by Mikaeru
07 Jul 2022
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Honey From A Thorn by rowenablade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2021
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“I think you’re going to punish me,” Crowley repeated, fingers digging into his knees so hard Aziraphale heard the knuckles crack. He looked like he might bolt if Aziraphale made a sudden move, so the angel withdrew a bit and spread his arms along the back of the couch to appear less threatening. There was no need to physically intimidate Crowley. That was not what Aziraphale offered him. It wasn’t what Crowley needed.
“I am going to punish you,” Aziraphale replied, carefully watching Crowley’s face for signs of increasing distress. “I explicitly told you that if you arrived even a minute past midnight, you would be punished. It is now-“ he glanced at his watch- “twelve-fifteen, and I know that basic maths are hardly a challenge for a brilliant schemer like yourself. So you know you’re going to be punished. That is an absolute certainty. And if there is no uncertainty, there is no need to be nervous.”
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Crowley has certain needs, and Aziraphale is happy to meet them. That's really all there is to it. Right?
Bookmarked by Mikaeru
16 May 2021
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Priests behaving badly.
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16 Mar 2021
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Anthony knocks softly at the large ornate wooden door. It’s the first time he’s been called to Professor Cortese’s office hours, but he’s expected this would happen sooner or later. He’s been missing too many classes lately, falling behind in his essay work. It’s tough, at his age, to be back in school again. Stuck amongst all these youngsters that don’t have any jobs or real life experiences to keep them distracted and make things difficult.
But Professor Cortese is a professional, surely he’ll understand.
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Crowley and Aziraphale try a little roleplay.Series
- Part 7 of Ineffable Tutors
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Bookmarked by Mikaeru
04 Mar 2021