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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    When he was a child, Bilbo was told of soulmates. They were a legend, really, so rare they only happened in the shire every few hundred years- but his parents had sworn up and down that they were meant for one another, cut from the same cloth or different sides of the same coin.

    Bilbo had believed, and wished himself- that one day he might find his other half.

    And then his father died, and his mother turned into a shell of herself, alive but really quite half-dead.

    She’d died a few years later of natural causes, yet far too young.

    Bilbo wonders if there’s such things as soulmates in Dwarven culture.

    Or: hobbits soulmates will die if their other half does. Bilbo finds out the hard way.

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  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Bilbo is fine. He's lucky, really. He made it through the trials of the quest with his life and dwarf intact. There was nothing more to say.

    During a visit to The Shire, Bilbo participates in a cooking competition that reveals he might not be as unscathed by the terror of Thorin's gold sickness as he claims to be.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “Here‘s the thing: we don‘t want Bilbo to leave, Thorin doesn‘t want Bilbo to leave, Mahal, not even Bilbo wants Bilbo to leave! All we need to do is make the two see that for themselves.“

    Or: The company is devastated to hear that Bilbo plans to leave Erebor in spring. With him and Thorin not talking, there‘s no real hope of ever getting him to stay at the Lonely Mountain. Unless, of course, they take matters into their own hands…

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    09 Jun 2026

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    ”Still no luck then?”, asked Dwalin when he passed him down the hall.
    ”What do you think?”, asked Balin in return, rolling his eyes. Dwalin smirked humorlessly as he joined his brother on his path away from the king’s study.
    ”He’ll have to get over him eventually, he can’t go on like this forever.”
    Balin made a noncommittal sound in the back of his throat. It was times like these that clearly showed how much longer and better he knew their king than his younger brother did.
    “He has to face reality, as we all do”, Dwalin continued on. “Bilbo’s gone and won’t return and all we can do is try tend to our wounds. It’s what Bilbo would have wanted. That we help each other heal.”
    ”You’re right, it's what Bilbo would have wanted us to do…

    …now that he’s dead.”

    Or: I see your “Bilbo returns to the Shire thinking Thorin died” and I raise you “Bilbo returns to Erebor finding out everyone thinks HE died”!

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins wakes from a head wound after the Battle Of The Five Armies in a seemingly foreign place surrounded by strangers with no memory of the last eight months. Stuck in the mountain until spring, he finds himself drawn to the broody dwarven king carrying a guilty heart.

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