Kyra

New Girl: the game is True American but with a sexy new twist (Nick & Jess; behind the iron curtain; hand on her knee, eyes on her face)



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    A season 2 Office a/u. What if Jim and Pam were hooking up the whole time? Lots of porn and angst.

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    From the 2009 Star Trek Kink Meme (I believe it was an anonymous request, but I no longer have the link):

    "Vulcans only mate when in Pon Farr (I realize that's not canon, but work with me here). But Spock, being half-human, experiences normal human sexual urges, thoughts, arousal. From a very young age, he is taught that his desires are unnatural, freakish, horrifying. Possibly he's punished for getting an erection, waking up with sticky sheets, maybe even when someone senses he's aroused (smell, touch telepathy, whatever).

    "So basically, Spock knows next to nothing about sex (except that it's Bad with a capital B) and is deeply ashamed of his desires. Cue some h/c in the form of K/S, yes? Yes."

    The kinkmeme was 2009-Trek inspired, the prompt did not specify a canon. This fic is TOS canon, with TOS characterizations and episode references.

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    04 Dec 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    NNNF.

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    Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.

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    04 Dec 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Did this fic send ME to therapy??

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    "Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

    “What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

    “Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

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    20 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The ubermensch of competency porn.

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    I think you have the wrong number? – Jess xoxo

    I really hope you caught your flight though. – Jess xoxo

    Merry Christmas! :) – Jess xoxo

    Nick blinks at the string of messages lighting up his screen and tilts his head. Why would someone bother signing a text if they suspected it was from a wrong number? And...were the last two texts really necessary? Surely just saying that it was a wrong number was enough? He’s not a serial killer or anything, but he could be.

    He’s not sure why he replies, but he finds himself typing out a sarcastic response before he can stop himself:

    It’s not Christmas for another two days. – N


    Nick texts the wrong number by mistake and ends up befriending (?) a stranger. Chaos ensues.

    (AU; S1/S2 vibes; slow burn and bad jokes; Nick/Jess-centric, but the entire gang is very much involved)

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    08 Apr 2021

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    Did you see that fanfic with 6 gazillion tags forcing you to scroll endlessly to skip through it? Ever wondered how to block a specific story without having to download a 3rd party app or make an annoying bookmark? Guess what? You can block specific stories and authors directly from AO3, and it works in mobile! 

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    Yes this is about a troll fic making it's way around AO3.

    Updated with instructions to block works by a user (See ch2).

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    05 Mar 2021