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    Hermione Granger and her best friends are spending their last summer holiday at Grimmauld Place, and beg for the Order for something useful to do. When they are presented with a list of chores, no one wants to help Professor Snape with brewing. Hermione draws the short straw and ends up being Snape's lab assistant. The collaboration of the two of them sets unexpected events into motion that will eventually change the wizarding world.

    Mostly Hermione's POV (with a few short pieces of Snape's POV when necessary.)

    The story focuses on the slowly growing relationship between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, and follows them to her last year at Hogwarts. It is mixed with the adventure of horcrux hunting. While the relationship blossoms while they are still a student and teacher, Hermione is of age by the time anything happens between them (actually 19 because of the time she aged using a time turner).

    If you do not like the pairing, please do not read.

     

    Disclaimer: A student/teacher relationship in real life is never acceptable, there are absolutely no excuses to make it ok. This is a fiction made for light leisure reading, and in no way endorses such behaviour. Read at your own discretion.

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    Number Eight: The Shield

    In which the eighth Hargreeves keeps the family from being completely dysfunctional.

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    You're at a nightclub when you meet a handsome older man; however, not everything is as it seems.

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    You've been making attempts to increase your sexual pleasure, misguided due to your lack of medical knowledge. The Doctor decided that he'd better show you a proper method.

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    Reader has been a lone wolf for a long time, and intends for it to stay that way. However, she soon realises that having a little company and help from others isn’t so bad.

    Super slow burn fic, loosely following the events of the game (so full of spoilers), it may not necessarily be in perfect chronological order/follow canon completely. I'll be changing certain things up whenever I see fit, and while some characters may die, Arthur will not. It's going to have smut in it later down the line! Finally, this is unlikely to be completely historically accurate since I'm not a historian, but I will try and be as accurate as possible :)

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