HarryToenail



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    46
    Comments:
    2,317
    Kudos:
    68,833
    Bookmarks:
    15,408
    Hits:
    956,574

    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

    Tags
    Summary

    Something was definitely off with Ruben. More off than usual, anyhow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,581
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    5,048

    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Sit on me.” 

    It’s an insane thing to offer. Logically, Eddie knows this. Nobody in their right mind would do what he’s about to do, but Eddie’s starting to think maybe he isn’t in his right mind. 

    “Sit on you?” 

    “On my thighs,” Eddie explains. “That way you, uh. You know. You can touch.” 

    “Your ass?” 

    Eddie nods. 

    A small, wheezy laugh slips past Buck’s lips. “You want me to sit on you and j-jerk off to porn?” 

    “And touch,” Eddie adds.

    Or: Buck wants to hit the town and get laid. Eddie is vehemently against this idea. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    2,048
    Bookmarks:
    278
    Hits:
    12,013

    15 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Eddie keeps forgetting that he has a girlfriend. Or that Buck has a boyfriend.

    a.k.a:

    Chimney's bachelor party, as told in two parts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    843
    Bookmarks:
    183
    Hits:
    12,488

    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Eddie is in love with his best friend.
    But not in, like, a romantic way. Because Eddie is straight. He used to be married to Shannon. He has a son. He’s had sex with women, and he usually enjoyed it. Was it ever the crazy, mind-blowing experience he’s heard other people describe? No. But he’s pretty sure those people are exaggerating anyway.
    The point is, what he feels for Buck is completely different from anything he felt for Shannon or Ana or Marisol. And if what he felt for them was romantic, that obviously means his feelings for Buck are platonic. It’s just an added bonus that Buck is nice to look at, with his broad shoulders and brawny arms and eyes that sparkle when he smiles.

    Buck is still living on Eddie’s couch, and it’s been great — really great. But Buck is still talking about moving out, and he can’t let that happen. If there’s a limit to what he’ll do to keep Buck under his roof, Eddie hasn’t found it yet.

    OR

    5 Times Eddie Helped Buck + 1 Time He Didn’t

    Now Complete!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,573
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    1,130
    Bookmarks:
    252
    Hits:
    15,495

    08 Mar 2026