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    Naruto and Sasuke have been trudging through life as they know it, trying to see it through for the sake of their families, until they both realise they're not happy in their marriages anymore. In truth, they have feelings for each other, and after one fateful day when Naruto blurts out a confession, their peaceful, stable lives start to completely unravel.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "Thirty-two looks good on you, Sasuke,” Naruto says casually, like it’s an appropriate thing to say to a patron, like Sasuke isn’t sternly willing his blood not to crawl up his neck and bleed into his face.

    Still, Sasuke doesn’t let it be known that he’s flustered. He smirks. “You’re not too bad yourself, idiot. We should catch up. It’s been a while."

    Sasuke hasn’t seen his childhood best friend—and the only person he’s ever truly been in love with—since they were eighteen; fourteen whole years ago. He has a wife and a successful career; he moved on, accepting he’d never see Naruto again. Until he finds himself in Naruto’s restaurant, confronted by his own devastating passivity.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”

    Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”

    Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.

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    25 May 2026

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    25 May 2026

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    “Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?

    All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.

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    When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.

    Peter's life is really weird.

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    21 May 2026