Harley_N_Joker
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An intro to a fic I'm planning that I really liked writing in that moment but didn't know how to continue from there. Also I didn't wanna kill his mom just so I can dismiss his assholeness as a traumatic reaction to his childhood.
You can be a redeemable asshat everybody loves to hate but still somehow sympathizes with without getting Disney-fied.
It just takes a robo-dick...wait...what...?Series
- Part 5 of WIP Me Into Shape
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When he takes a deep breath the air smells of rust and ocean water, of rotting wood and a little bit of freedom. It's exactly what Markus needs and before he knows it his chest is moving again in the gentle, artificial rhythm of in and out. He can feel his wound throb with the calming beat of his heart telling him the skin has already started to close itself.
There is a car honking in the distance, some pigeons cooing somewhere in the upper layer but overall it's quiet. Almost serene.
If he concentrates enough he can picture it. The bright orange and fire red of the late afternoon encroached by the soft pastel pink and gentle blue of the coming night, the grayish brown carcass of an old freighter corroded by time and rust, falling apart piece by piece. Useless. Lonely. Its duty done, its age gone. And yet...
"If you were to paint a picture of one of us which color would you choose for them?"
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A short snippet about how the Hunter is dealing with his situation (spoiler: not very well) and Alfred being a good friend...by Bloodborne standards
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Years have passed since Castiel had escaped the crumbling remains of his town, losing his mother in the process to a monster half wolf and half man. Years since Dean Winchester, future alpha of a pack of werewolves, saved him from freezing to death, made him part of the family and became a beloved friend to the young man.
Life had been uneventful up until now with the exception of the birth of the alpha´s brother´s twins John and Mary and Castiel was slowly starting to warm up to his wolfish side.
It could have gone one like that, Castiel would have preferred it to be honest, if it weren´t for those unsettling, yellow eyes watching him from the darkness of the forest and the sudden appearance of this beautiful woman who called herself Meg.
And why did Dean oppose her so much?Still hope you don´t judge me by my summaries and just see for yourself...damn, I am bad at this!
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- Part 2 of Seasons Change
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I Can Not Hold On, I Will Not Let Go by Harley_N_Joker
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Aug 2013
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Every writer, may it be some big named fantasy author or just some low-life trying to feel great by writing cheap porn like me, has to have some scripts hidden in the back his of mind and computer. Scripts he or she may have found great as an idea but lacked the enthusiasm and creativity to write down on paper. Or better, finish to write down on paper.
These are mine and yes, I am such an attention whore that I´ll even upload things I´m partially ashamed of. Namely because, after years refining my skills in this complex, foreign language, I realize how badly a few of them are written.And the fourth and last for now: Star Trek/Sherlock-crossover!
Violating two fandoms in just one WIP. Isn´t it obviously fascinating?Series
- Part 4 of WIP Me Into Shape
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WIP Me Into Shape by Harley_N_Joker
Fandom: Assassin's Creed, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Psych, Sherlock (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Supernatural
28 Dec 2018
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Hank Anderson is a grizzled, hard boiled Alpha police lieutenant. He doesn't have time for games, the patience for people, or the energy for an Omega.
Connor is a young, sheltered Omega. He's never been outside of JERICHO, aspires to be a detective and wants his Alpha to respect his dream.
Neither is a huge fan of compromise or half-measures. But they do meet in the middle, and fall in love.
They just have to complete the side-quests first.
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27 Nov 2018
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sequel to dripping with alchemy. as requested.
After a year and a half of getting used to the omega thing, Rhys assumed he had a handle on the whole thing.
That was his first mistake.
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- Part 2 of dripping with alchemy
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11 May 2016
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The World We View by bankrobbery, melfice
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
12 Nov 2012
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"If you were a woman he would want you."
He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.
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24 Apr 2016
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No Sliding Scale by thegrumblingirl for countermeasures
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
26 Mar 2016
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"Master Wayne," Alfred's voice sounded from behind him, stern in a way Bruce hadn't heard in a long time. "I will not stand idly by whilst you go on a one-man suicide mission against an alien who just saved the world."
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02 Apr 2016
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After a drunken tavern conversation with The Iron Bull, Varlen Lavellan makes an... unusual request of his Tevinter lover. Little does he know, Dorian is more than happy to oblige.
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22 Oct 2015