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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    Lassiter may have, at one point, had extensive issues – possibly subscriptions – with the idea of admitting, even to just himself, that he finds Shawn Spencer attractive. But Spencer is something of a force of nature, and there are certain inescapable truths that Lassiter’s learned to resign himself to as long as the department wants to continue using the so-called psychic. The first among them is that the more Lassiter tries to deny or avoid something, the more out of his way Spencer will go to make that something his new toy for the week.

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    Carlton simply can’t take the incessant jabbering anymore.

    He doesn’t know what he’s doing. All he knows is that he needs Spencer to shut up this minute more than he’s ever needed anything in his life.

    Before he can think, he turns to Spencer and shoves two fingers into his mouth, pressing down on his tongue.

    Spencer looks surprised for only a second and then his eyelids are fluttering as he closes his lips around the intrusion, sucking lightly and letting out a quiet moan.

    Carlton is so shocked he almost pulls back.

    Almost.

    Instead he stares, enraptured, as Spencer stops sucking to open his mouth and swirl his tongue around his fingers. His body goes limp against the seat and his head tilts back to surrender his mouth to Carlton’s hand. It’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

    5 times Lassie physically shuts Shawn up and 1 time he asks nicely.

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    31 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Juliet kept her voice steady as she read. “Dear Shawn. Even when you were just a kid in over his head, you caused trouble. Try not to get arrested again. Follow my instruction or I’ll hang you up in my attic, slice your throat, and watch the blood pour down your pathetic, wriggling, dying form as you try to cry and beg for forgiveness without your vocal cords.”

     

    Lassiter crossed his arms and looked at the screen again. “That definitely seems personal.”

     

    Shawn leaned closer to Gus and whispered, “He’s right, you wrote it weirdly personal. Very detailed.”

     

    “The real email was weirdly personal!” Gus whisper-shouted back. “Besides, you gave the idea of the easter ham, I just fleshed it out. You know I was in AP lit!”

    Shawn gets an email threatening to expose his secret unless he stops investigating their brand-new murder case. The email contains private details about Shawn’s past, leaving the squad with no choice but to dive into his personal life before he became a psychic detective. He's determined to find the killer before the truth gets out but he may not be able to avoid getting hurt in the process. One way or another.

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    "I want eyes on Spencer ten minutes ago!" Shawn thinks that maybe another hostage situation is just what they need to bring the team together again.

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    28 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    A human Alastor attempts a new ritual with a strange glowing tablet. It summons Vox, the Broadcast Demon. Recognizing a once in eternity opportunity to reshape fate and claim Alastor’s loyalty, affection, and soul before it ever slips away. He offers a deal. There’s just one problem...Alastor gets sent to Hell with Vox. Being in Hell is not ideal when you're still alive. But if you're Vox, its perfect when that human has the soul of the demon your hopeless obsessed with.

    TLDR: Human Alastor accidentally summons Hell and then goes to Hell. Human Alastor ends up in Hell, Vox becomes obsessed with Alastor...but as a human.

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    17 May 2026